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|06-10-2007, 04:26 PM||#1|
Wake up already
Join Date: Feb 2006
Biker bar! Thanks Dad!
A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at
The bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees
three men sitting at a corner table.
He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks
the biggest, meanest, biker in the face and says: "I
went by your grandma's house today and I saw her in
the hallway buck naked. Man, she is one fine
The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word. His
buddies are confused, because he is one bad biker
and would fight at the drop of a hat.
The drunk leans on the table again and says: "I got
it on with your grandma and she is good, the best I
The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad
but the biker still says nothing.
The drunk leans on the table one more time and says,
"I'll tell you something else, boy, your grandma
At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk
by the shoulders looks him square in the eyes and
says..................."Grandpa,....... Go home, you're drunk."
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|06-10-2007, 05:31 PM||#4|
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: 3rd planet from the sun
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Experience: 6 years
suzuki katana 96(sold)
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ride my neighbors harley cuz he doesnt ride it
I hate when I'm trying to be handsome and a more handsome man stands next to me and handsomes much harder than I can........