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Old 06-05-2007, 08:49 AM   #41
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A man has become disabled and cannot work and his wife never has had a job. They sit down to discuss thier options. The man suggest that she sell some poon since it has always been good. After much consideration she agrees to sell herself to put food on the table.

They head to the local corner and he says he'll stay right there in case she needs him.

She goes out on the corner and a man pulls up, she bend down into his car window and asks if he wants aa date. He says yes and asks how much?

She tells him to wait just a moment and she runs back to her husbands car and asks how much she should charge; he tells her to go for $100.00.

She returns to the man and tells him $100.00, he pulls out his wallet only to find that he only has $25.00. The woman tells him to hang on a minute as she runs back to her husband and tells him he only has $25.00

The husband tells her to go back and offer him a , so she does, the man agrees this is fair. The man pulls his pants down to reveal the biggest most beautiful she's ever seen. She tells the man once again while she runs back to her husband; she gets to thier car and leans down and asks" can we loan this guy $75.00"
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Old 06-05-2007, 09:07 AM   #42
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Old 06-05-2007, 09:17 AM   #43
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Q: how do you fix a woman's watch?
A: you don't, there's a clock on the oven.

Q: if your wife/gf comes out of the kitchen yelling at you, what have you done wrong?
A: made her leash too long.

Q: if your wife/gf is a t the front door yelling and the dog at the back door barking, who do you let in first?
A: the dog, it'll shut up when you let it in.

Q: how do you know you have the perfect wife?
A: the beer is open when she brings it to you
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Old 06-05-2007, 09:19 AM   #44
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Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?
A mental hospital.

Why is virginity like a baloon?
All it takes is one small and it's gone.

What are the three types of men?
The handsome, the caring and the majority

What's the difference between a man and a chimpanzee?
One is hairy, smelly and is always scratching himself. The other is a chimpanzee.

How can you tell if your husband's dead?
is the same but you get the remote.

How do you scare a man ?
Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties?
How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck

Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving

What does a man consider a seven course meal?
A hot dog and a six pack.

How do men exercise on the beach?
By sucking in their stomach everytime they see a bikini.
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Old 06-05-2007, 09:24 AM   #45
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What's the difference between a man and a chimpanzee?
One is hairy, smelly and is always scratching himself. The other is a chimpanzee.
here's one kinda like that.

Whats the difference between michael jackson and a plastic bag?
One is white, made of plastic, and harmful to children... the other is used to carry groceries
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Old 06-05-2007, 09:41 AM   #46
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how do you know if a girl is tickelish, give her two testicles
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