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Old 06-04-2007, 12:16 PM   #21
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Old 06-04-2007, 12:18 PM   #22
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A. Because when it comes time to revert to childhood, men
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Old 06-04-2007, 12:19 PM   #23
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Old 06-04-2007, 12:21 PM   #25
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Yea this one I would have to agree with 1000%


Yes this is definetly a good thing ....
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Old 06-04-2007, 12:21 PM   #26
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and my finally...

The Perfect Day - Her

8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses
9:00 5 lbs lighter on the scale
9:30 Light Breakfast
11:00 Sunbathe
12:30 Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe
1:45 Shopping
2:30 Run into boyfriend's/husband's ex and notice she's gained 30 lbs
3:00 Facial, massage, nap
7:30 Candlelight dinner for two and dancing
10:00 Make love
11:30 Pillow talk in his big strong arms

The Perfect Day - Him

6:45 Alarm.
7:00 Shower and massage.
7:30 .
7:45 Massive dump while reading USA Today sports section.
8:15 Limo arrives, Stoli Marys.
8:30 Butler Aviation, O'Hare Field, Lear Jet to Augusta, Georgia.
9:30 Front nine holes, Augusta National Golf Club.
11:30 Lunch - 2 dozen oysters, 3 Heinekens.
12:30 .
12:45 Back nine holes, Augusta National Golf Club.
2:30 Limo to Augusta Airport, Bombay Sapphire Martini.
3:30 Nassau, Bahamas, Afternoon fishing with all female crew
(topless). for each fish caught. Catch 1249 lb. Blue
Marlin. Grilled tuna and steamed lobster appetizers, six
Heinekens, nap.
6:15 .
6:30 Lear Jet return flight, total body massage in transit.
7:30 , shower, shave.
8:00 Watch CNN Live coverage of Bill Clinton's resignation. Hillary
and Al Gore are indicted in the same scandal (which involves
graphic pictures and large farm animals).
9:00 Dinner at Ritz Carlton, Oysters Casino, 20 oz. Filet mignons (rare),
Gorgonzola salad, Fettucini Alfredo, Chateau Lafite Rothschild 1963
(magnum) creme brute, Louis XII Cognac, Cohiba Lancero
10:30 with 3 women, all from different countries
11:30 Whirlpool, steam and massage. Women quietly get dressed, hail cab
and leave.
Midnight
Sleep
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Old 06-04-2007, 12:22 PM   #27
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Yes this is definetly a good thing ....

That would be the only one I would say to him
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Old 06-04-2007, 12:24 PM   #28
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and my finally...

The Perfect Day - Her

8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses
9:00 5 lbs lighter on the scale
9:30 Light Breakfast
11:00 Sunbathe
12:30 Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe
1:45 Shopping
2:30 Run into boyfriend's/husband's ex and notice she's gained 30 lbs
3:00 Facial, massage, nap
7:30 Candlelight dinner for two and dancing
10:00 Make love
11:30 Pillow talk in his big strong arms

The Perfect Day - Him

6:45 Alarm.
7:00 Shower and massage.
7:30 .
7:45 Massive dump while reading USA Today sports section.
8:15 Limo arrives, Stoli Marys.
8:30 Butler Aviation, O'Hare Field, Lear Jet to Augusta, Georgia.
9:30 Front nine holes, Augusta National Golf Club.
11:30 Lunch - 2 dozen oysters, 3 Heinekens.
12:30 .
12:45 Back nine holes, Augusta National Golf Club.
2:30 Limo to Augusta Airport, Bombay Sapphire Martini.
3:30 Nassau, Bahamas, Afternoon fishing with all female crew
(topless). for each fish caught. Catch 1249 lb. Blue
Marlin. Grilled tuna and steamed lobster appetizers, six
Heinekens, nap.
6:15 .
6:30 Lear Jet return flight, total body massage in transit.
7:30 , shower, shave.
8:00 Watch CNN Live coverage of Bill Clinton's resignation. Hillary
and Al Gore are indicted in the same scandal (which involves
graphic pictures and large farm animals).
9:00 Dinner at Ritz Carlton, Oysters Casino, 20 oz. Filet mignons (rare),
Gorgonzola salad, Fettucini Alfredo, Chateau Lafite Rothschild 1963
(magnum) creme brute, Louis XII Cognac, Cohiba Lancero
10:30 with 3 women, all from different countries
11:30 Whirlpool, steam and massage. Women quietly get dressed, hail cab
and leave.
Midnight
Sleep

Yea ok you are waaaay off on both sexes on this one
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Old 06-04-2007, 12:25 PM   #29
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Yea ok you are waaaay off on both sexes on this one
replace front 9 with stunting and back 9 with 30 laps at Millville motocross park and yoru on the money for me
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[QUOTE=Mr. Unassailable]and my finally...

The Perfect Day - Her

8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses
9:00 5 lbs lighter on the scale
9:30 Light Breakfast- I wanna eat screw a light breakfast
11:00 Sunbathe-
12:30 Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe
1:45 Shopping _ Not much into shopping unless I need something
2:30 Run into boyfriend's/husband's ex and notice she's gained 30 lbs Dont care about her or what she looks like got better things to do
3:00 Facial, massage, nap- Rather be outside
7:30 Candlelight dinner for two and dancing-not to into candlelight dinners
10:00 Make love
11:30 Pillow talk in his big strong arms


Yalls might be mine however mine is not!
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Old 06-05-2007, 08:06 AM   #32
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lol feels the same about which part?
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Old 06-05-2007, 08:34 AM   #34
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figure it was my turn to post something up since yall are always putting up knocking us women
lol here here!
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clayton they make meds for what you are suffering from. Go see a doctor.


:laughing most would think that he has some serious issues but its all a facade!
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lol here here!

And the bad thing is my bf comes in and puts me to shame in my own thread I am gonna have to devise another plan
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Oh I know you are girl .... :laughing6
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