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Old 05-24-2007, 11:42 AM   #1
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Fishing Story......

A man was fishing. He began his outing with a 25kg Kingfish on the first
>drop and a 20kg snapper on the second.
>
>
> On the third drop he had just scored his first ever (GT),Giant Trevalley
> when his mobile phone rang. It was a doctor notifying him
> that his wife had just been in a terrible accident and was in critical
> condition in ICU.
>
>
> The man told the doctor to inform his wife where he was and that the
> he'd be there as soon as possible. As he hung up he realized he was
> leaving, what was shaping up to be, his best ever fishing trip. He
> decided to get in a couple of more drifts before heading to the
> hospital.
>
> He ended up catching several personal bests, and all in all, had his
> best days fishing by far. He was jubilant....
> Then he remembered his wife. Feeling guilty he dashed to the hospital.
>
>
> He saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about his wife's condition.
> The doctor glared at him and shouted, "You went ahead and kept Fishing
> didn't you! I hope you're proud of yourself! While you were out for
> the
> past four hours enjoying yourself on the ocean, your wife has been
> languishing in the ICU! It's just as well you went ahead
> and finished the fishing because it will be more than likely your last!"
>
>
> "For the rest of her life she will require 'round the clock care. And
> you'll be her care giver!"
>
> The man was feeling so guilty he broke down and sobbed.
>
> The doctor snickered and said, "Just ****ing with you mate. She's dead.
> What'd you catch?"
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That is so freaking wrong!
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That is so freaking wrong!

It's wrong on so many levels, but it made me laugh a bit.
I feel guilty.
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Old 05-24-2007, 11:58 AM   #5
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didnt say i didnt laugh Just said it was very wrong
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That is so freaking wrong!
she died? he should of kept fishing all day.
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didnt say i didnt laugh Just said it was very wrong

HAHAHAHA!!! Oh my gooooooodness.. Ready to get wasted?!?!
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she died? he should of kept fishing all day.



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LMAO that was good
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Old 05-24-2007, 12:02 PM   #10
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I love a good fishing story, fishing is my favorite thing in the world for relaxation, in fact I'm going fishing this weekend I gotta tell Tim to read this thread
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she died? he should of kept fishing all day.

You shush!
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HAHAHAHA!!! Oh my gooooooodness.. Ready to get wasted?!?!

Girl Clayton might have to drag me in there from exhaustion as I will be at the track all day but throw some food and good shots in front of me and I should be up and kicking in no time
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Girl Clayton might have to drag me in there from exhaustion as I will be at the track all day but throw some food and good shots in front of me and I should be up and kicking in no time

Sweet deal! hahhaha!!
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doctor could have called back and told him she was allready dead, fuct up a great fishin trip for nothing.









thats what lisa would say.
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doctor could have called back and told him she was allready dead, fuct up a great fishin trip for nothing.
I'm not a big fan of fishing.........but I would have smacked the Dr for NOT calling me back
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No doubt, when me & Tim go fishing it never fails, Tim will fish until he gets tired of not catching as many as he would like and he'll go back to the trailer; I on the other hand will fish untill I catch as many as I would like. I'll go back to the trailer dirty, stinky, tired and soar but I'll have fish!!!!
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