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Old 05-19-2007, 08:54 AM   #1
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>A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
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>She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
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>The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you
>three wishes."
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>The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to
>mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for,
>your husband will get times ten!"
>
>The woman said, "That's okay."
>
>For her first wi sh, sh e wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the
>world.
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>The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your
>husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock
>to".
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>The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman
>and he will have eyes only for me."
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>So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
>
>For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
>
>The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world.
>And he will be ten times richer than you."
>
>The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is
>mine."
>
>So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
>
>The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a
>mild heart attack."
>
>Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
>
>Attention female readers : Thi s is t he end of the joke for you.
>Stop here and continue feeling good.
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>Male readers : Please scroll down.
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>The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife
>
>Moral of the story : Women are really dumb but think they're really smart.
>
>Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.
>
>PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show
>that women never listen!!!
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Old 05-19-2007, 10:27 AM   #4
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hope his pimp hand was strong for when he found out what she did.
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Old 05-19-2007, 01:05 PM   #5
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HAhAHAH!! That's ****in hilarious!:laughing6
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Old 05-19-2007, 02:19 PM   #7
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