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Old 05-17-2007, 01:44 PM   #1
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RELATIONSHIP FUNNIES

Wife: "What are you doing?"
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : "Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour."
Husband : "I was looking for the expiration date."

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Wife : "Do you want dinner?"
Husband : "Sure! What are my choices?"
Wife : "Yes and no."

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Wife: "You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?"
Hubby: "When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears."
Wife: "You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?"
Hubby: "Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?"

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Stress Reliever Girl: "When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden."
Boy: "It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles."
Girl: "Well that's because we aren't married yet."

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Son: "Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady."
Mom: "Well, you have done the right thing."
Son: "But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap."

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A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?"

"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!"

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Father to son after exam: "Let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."

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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies: "Thanks for the early warning."

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A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?"

He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humor."

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Old 05-17-2007, 01:48 PM   #2
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haha, the last one is funny!
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Old 05-17-2007, 01:50 PM   #3
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Old 05-17-2007, 01:51 PM   #4
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Old 05-17-2007, 01:52 PM   #5
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Old 05-17-2007, 01:53 PM   #6
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1st one and the last are phuckin' hilarious!!!!
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Old 05-17-2007, 01:55 PM   #7
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Old 05-17-2007, 02:03 PM   #8
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Old 05-17-2007, 02:09 PM   #9
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and whos sig almost has one of those in it, it says, "i think you're hott for your mind too" ... was it F4iAmber?
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Old 05-17-2007, 03:00 PM   #11
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and whos sig almost has one of those in it, it says, "i think you're hott for your mind too" ... was it F4iAmber?

Nope... Mine.:icon_bigg
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