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Old 05-17-2007, 09:00 AM   #1
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Talking Blind Man




> A blind man walks into a little restaurant and sits

> down. The owner, walks up to him and hands him a

> menu.


> "I'm sorry, sir, but I am blind and can't read the

> menu. Just bring me a fork used by a previous

> customer. I'll smell it and order from there."


> A little confused, the owner walks over to the dirty

> dish pile and picks up a greasy fork. He returns to

> the man's table and hands it to him.


> The blind man puts the fork to his nose and takes in

> a deep breath.

> "Ah,yes, that's what I'll have--meatloaf and mashed

> potatoes."


> Unbelievable, the owner thinks as he walks towards

> the kitchen and tells his wife Gladys, the cook,

> what just happened.


> The blind man eats and leaves.


> Several days later, the blind man returns and the

> owner mistakenly

> brings him a menu again.


> "Sir, remember me? I'm the blind man."


> "I'm sorry! I didn't recognize you. I'll go get you

> a fork."


> The owner retrieves a dirty fork and brings it to

> the blind man. After another deep breath, the

> blind man says, "That smells great. I'll take the

> macaroni and cheese with broccoli."


> Walking away in disbelief, the owner thinks the

> blind man is around with him and tells his

> wife Gladys that the next time the blind man comes

> in he's going to test him.


> He returns the following week, but this time the

> owner sees him coming and runs to the kitchen. He

> tells his wife, "Gladys, rub this fork on your

> panties before I take it to the blind man." Gladys

> complies and hands her husband the fork.


> As the blind man walks in and sits down, the owner

> is ready and waiting.


> Good afternoon, sir, this time I remembered you and

> I have your fork ready for you."


> The blind man puts the fork to his nose, sniffs, and

> says, "Hey, I

> didn't know Gladys worked here!"
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