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Old 05-16-2007, 04:21 PM   #61
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What???? That's just absurd!!! Everyone knows girls don't !


... but it's been proven that they DO fart!

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Old 05-16-2007, 04:39 PM   #62
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Never thought a thread about would last this long....But then again it is MH.
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Old 05-16-2007, 05:05 PM   #65
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... but it's been proven that they DO fart!

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Old 05-16-2007, 08:35 PM   #68
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Last year I was coming home from a chinese buffet and I will not take a sh*t in a public restroom. Well I must of ate something bad or something cause my stomach started hurting and bubbling up so bad. My friend Josh was with me so I told him we had to leave and go home. We were about 10 miles or so from home, started going and about 2 miles from the houses I couldn't hold it anymore. I had to pull over and stand up and hold it as best as I could or else I was going to sh*t my pants. Josh was laughing his azz off cause I couldn't wait another 5 minutes to get home. My face was turning colors and you could hear my stomach growling and sh*t about 10 feet away. Well Getting into my neighborhood I was running all the stop signs and made it to the toliet just in time.

but standing on the side of the road, I almost dumped it all!!!!!

thats my sh**ty story. :laughing6


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Old 05-16-2007, 08:40 PM   #69
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Old 05-16-2007, 08:53 PM   #70
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When I used to wait tables we used to fog or 'crop dust' our sections if we had -headed customers.

One morning a couple of really bitchy West U housewives came in 30 minutes before we opened, so I figured I'd start 'em off with an 'appetizer.'

As they were the only table, the restaurant was pretty quiet, so I walked over to a table that was adjacent to theirs, and stood with my back to them pretending to polish silverware. I'd told the other waiters what I was gonna serve up and with all of them watching from the back of the restaurant I guess I had a little performance anxiety.

I had intended to just give a little silent "something to think about" but I guess I tried a little too hard because I finally just ripped one.

In the middle of their conversation.

From about three feet away.

That put an immediate halt to their little brunch chat.

I guess I was a little too embarassed, because if I was really keen, I woulda turned around afterward and proclaimed,

DINNER IS SERVED!

Sounds like a scene from "Waiting"......:laughing6
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Old 05-16-2007, 11:29 PM   #71
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Old 05-16-2007, 11:32 PM   #72
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if i got to fart burp or enything them im gunna do it i dont care whos around
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OMG this thread is still going??? :laughing6


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Old 05-17-2007, 12:00 AM   #74
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this thread is ****ing hilarious

did yall know that is most useful word in the english language. you can insert into any sentence and it still make sense
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Old 05-17-2007, 02:04 AM   #75
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CROP DUSTING,,,TOOOO FUNNY!!!! I work on a boat w/ 36 men...bathrooms get BAD..I mean REAL BAD!!!!! So here latley I've been "sneaky" and been using the Capts.....Monday for lunch we had some kind of fried shrimp, stuffed w/ peppers,onions and all kinds of stuff....Needless to say it TORE me up!! I hit the restroom up, did my poo, and GOT THE OUTA THERE!!!!
Capt. tells me he thought that he thought the pipes were backing up ( cause ofthe smell) and made our mess man sit in that dreadfull smell and see if he could find ANYTHING in the pipes. Guy cam out w/ a towel over his face, all you could see were his eye watering, and "dustin" the smell off of him!!!!!!
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Old 05-17-2007, 10:09 AM   #77
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If your on the road, a couple of good places to stop. Office Depot or Office Max has good restrooms. Also, nicer hotels are very good, nobody uses the bathrooms in the lobby since most everyone going there has a room.
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