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Old 05-16-2007, 08:01 AM   #1
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women don't fight fair

So last night, I'm shaving before going to bed ... and I say to my wife, "I think I'm going to grow a beard" And she simply says, "Do whatever you want, just don't be expecting any " ... sheesh ... women fight dirty.
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Old 05-16-2007, 08:10 AM   #2
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So last night, I'm shaving before going to bed ... and I say to my wife, "I think I'm going to grow a beard" And she simply says, "Do whatever you want, just don't be expecting any " ... sheesh ... women fight dirty.

Maybe she finds beards unattractive or doesnt like having the scruffy feeling on her... I am sure there are some things that she could do that you would not like. I do think she should have given you a reason though not just your not getting any if you do that.
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Old 05-16-2007, 08:13 AM   #3
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either way keep the P***y supply happy
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Old 05-16-2007, 08:48 AM   #4
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Yea we do. Not our fault we are made with the goods. Ya'll are more than welcome to withhold from us anytime u feel necessary too. :confused2
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Yea we do. Not our fault we are made with the goods. Ya'll are more than welcome to withhold from us anytime u feel necessary too. :confused2

Um no I dont like idea!
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Old 05-16-2007, 08:59 AM   #6
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Um no I dont like idea!
Trust me they can't go more than 1 1/2 day.
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hahaha ummm some can!
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thats ok.... it!
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hahaha ummm some can!
Lol. no questions asked.
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I grew a beard and every single person that I knew liked it...except my girlfriend. So now im back to just the goatee and sideburns.
She wont get the goatee shaved though. Shes never seen me without it and probably won't.
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thats ok.... it!
Gonna leave this alone coffee is starting to kick in ... BWAHAHAHAHAHA
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3 cups of coffee down and getting a little jittery ..... hmm wonder if i should have a few more :laughing6 gonna drive everyone crazy today
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3 cups of coffee down and getting a little jittery ..... hmm wonder if i should have a few more :laughing6 gonna drive everyone crazy today
Hey it's makes for good reading, and the work day goes by alot faster!! on! :notworthy
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So last night, I'm shaving before going to bed ... and I say to my wife, "I think I'm going to grow a beard" And she simply says, "Do whatever you want, just don't be expecting any " ... sheesh ... women fight dirty.
Dayum...thas just wrong. Those words are like Kryptonite... .

Oh and NO, they DO NOT FIGHT FAIR AT ALL. They like to cheat and wrap their legs around you and squeeze the b'geezuz out of you AFTER you had already beaten them...CHEATERS
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Oh and NO, they DO NOT FIGHT FAIR AT ALL. They like to cheat and wrap their legs around you and squeeze the b'geezuz out of you AFTER you had already beaten them...CHEATERS

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Dayum...thas just wrong. Those words are like Kryptonite... .

Oh and NO, they DO NOT FIGHT FAIR AT ALL. They like to cheat and wrap their legs around you and squeeze the b'geezuz out of you AFTER you had already beaten them...CHEATERS


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Aww shyt...whats that mean ? That was waaaaay too simple a response for me to be comfortable with...
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