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Old 05-16-2007, 01:54 PM   #41
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LOL i just call him a d!ck as im hanging up on him... that really pushes his buttons!
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Old 05-16-2007, 02:00 PM   #42
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LOL i just call him a d!ck as im hanging up on him... that really pushes his buttons!

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LOL i just call him a d!ck as im hanging up on him... that really pushes his buttons!
Or tell him his mama should've swollowed.

That one really gets him going... (yes, i know i'm evil:laughing8 )
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yea thats baaad
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HE IS TELLING LIES!!!!!!!:BangHead:
He is only doing it because his is not in Houston!!
I do admit there are some things I do that are on that list, but he got one completely WRONG!
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mama said woman are the devil
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Or tell him his mama should've swollowed.

That one really gets him going... (yes, i know i'm evil:laughing8 )
Oh my ...thats rough, shyt
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mama said woman are the devil
Jus evil...but I can't be w/o um, dammit
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Jus evil...but I can't be w/o um, dammit
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Old 05-16-2007, 08:50 PM   #50
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Or tell him his mama should've swollowed.

That one really gets him going... (yes, i know i'm evil:laughing8 )

If I said that, I don't think he would talk to me for a bit because he only believes his mom has had ONE time.
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Man yall are harsh
I TRY not to be mean ... usually I walk away and go run ride or just go chill somewhere .. I will calm down.. Just dont follow me or I get REALLY mean!
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how about this one:

girl: "im hungry."
guy: "where/what do you want to eat?"
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oh, it matters...it really does matter.
plus a ****ing million i remember telling my ex that and she was like

it doesnt matter where we go is fine for me

shhhhiiiit she was more that ever before i keep thinking why she didnt get diarrhea

man women are so predictable
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Man yall are harsh
I TRY not to be mean ... usually I walk away and go run ride or just go chill somewhere .. I will calm down.. Just dont follow me or I get REALLY mean!
We are huh? We should start our own crew. But what to name it? Hmmm...
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Old 05-16-2007, 11:17 PM   #54
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3 rules I've learned will working with 99% women for 14 years. (man I miss my old job sometimes)
anyways, 3 rules:
1. No matter what, it's always your fault (the man's)
2.(already mentioned)don't want what they say they want
3.Woman only ever want 1 thing. It's YOUR job to figure out that one thing, and oh, it changes from moment to moment....

P.S. I don't mind apologizing =]
And man, what fun it is trying to figure out that 1 thing =]
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Old 05-17-2007, 02:29 AM   #56
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Or tell him his mama should've swollowed.

That one really gets him going... (yes, i know i'm evil:laughing8 )


awww , you would def have to take a shot of the warm stuff for that one.
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Words Women Use

1.) FINE : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right, and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour.
Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes.
Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine (see #1).


4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word but a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men.
A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing.
(Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man.
"That's okay" means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you - do not question or faint. Just say you're welcome.

8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying "%@&* YOU!"

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but she is now doing it herself.
This will later result in a man asking "what's wrong" - for the woman's response see #3.
Ive forwarded this to some of the ladies in my department. I'm laughing so hard I'm crying..because it's so try :laughing6 :laughing6 the ones bolded are the ones describe me to a tee :laughing6 :laughing6
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We are huh? We should start our own crew. But what to name it? Hmmm...

WERD!! I'll leave the name up to you.
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awww , you would def have to take a shot of the warm stuff for that one.
Uuh warm stuff?? :dontknow:
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WERD!! I'll leave the name up to you.
Ha I was Heard that Nelly Furtado song, man eater, and i was like ooh yea. But i decided against it with all these pervs, we would get eaten alive.
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