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Old 05-15-2007, 10:59 PM   #1
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Words Women Use

Words Women Use

1.) FINE : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right, and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour.
Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes.
Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine (see #1).

4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word but a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men.
A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing.
(Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man.
"That's okay" means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you - do not question or faint. Just say you're welcome.

8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying "%@&* YOU!"

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but she is now doing it herself.
This will later result in a man asking "what's wrong" - for the woman's response see #3.
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Old 05-15-2007, 11:03 PM   #3
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Old 05-16-2007, 12:00 AM   #4
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ooo, ooo, I kow one. When a woman tells you exactly what she wants...THATS the one thing she doesn't want. (notice the caps for emphasis)
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Old 05-16-2007, 12:08 AM   #5
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hahaha , so true.
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Old 05-16-2007, 12:12 AM   #6
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Old 05-16-2007, 12:14 AM   #7
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another priceless thread. and why is it that there are only jokes to stereotype women?

oh yeah, because men make life easier, the women just like to complicate things so they won't get bored

i know i know,
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lol so true
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how about this one:

girl: "im hungry."
guy: "where/what do you want to eat?"
girl: "it doesnt matter."

oh, it matters...it really does matter.
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lol
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Old 05-16-2007, 11:44 AM   #12
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how about this one:

girl: "im hungry."
guy: "where/what do you want to eat?"
girl: "it doesnt matter."

oh, it matters...it really does matter.
I am guilty!
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how about this one:

girl: "im hungry."
guy: "where/what do you want to eat?"
girl: "it doesnt matter."

oh, it matters...it really does matter.

See i really dont care about that one if its food I can find something to eat ...
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Old 05-16-2007, 01:00 PM   #14
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how about this one:

girl: "im hungry."
guy: "where/what do you want to eat?"
girl: "it doesnt matter."

oh, it matters...it really does matter.
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!! :laughing6 :laughing6
I've done that before. BUT only because I had suggested something and he blew it off.
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Old 05-16-2007, 01:01 PM   #15
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Oh, and I have also done #9... My X has ADD.
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Oh, and I have also done #9... My X has ADD.
im sure youve done all of them
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Old 05-16-2007, 01:12 PM   #17
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Yup...

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im sure youve done all of them

hey hey hey.... Let's not start the day with talking..
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OH OKAY!!! Name them all Pimpin... Don't EVEN get me started on you!
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