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Old 05-16-2007, 08:29 AM   #21
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I read it again this morning thinking it might have been funny this morning.... But I was wrong... Sorry chika!
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Old 05-16-2007, 09:54 AM   #22
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it's funny, but you need an attention span greater than a gnat...and be old enough to relate to it. :-)
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Old 05-16-2007, 10:02 AM   #23
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i didnt even smile when i read it......

lol now that was funny!!!!!
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Old 05-16-2007, 10:06 AM   #24
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it's funny, but you need an attention span greater than a gnat...and be old enough to relate to it. :-)

I got it just dont see whats so funny about it
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Old 05-16-2007, 10:14 AM   #25
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It was fcukin' hilarious, but then again, she was reading it to me. Guess it would have made for a better narrative vis a vis audio file.:eh:
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Old 05-16-2007, 12:55 PM   #26
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Crystal i ban you from telling joke you suxors

I am ****in awesome at jokes, ask sean you jerk!!!
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Old 05-16-2007, 01:23 PM   #27
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i didnt even smile when i read it......

lol now that was funny!!!!!
that made me laugh...
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Old 05-16-2007, 01:25 PM   #28
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Old 05-16-2007, 01:35 PM   #29
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Damnit.. Ya'll suck.

This was one of those e-mail that just circulates around from 9-5.
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Old 05-16-2007, 01:40 PM   #30
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It's kinda funny, but it really is pretty long....LOL
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Old 05-16-2007, 01:46 PM   #31
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It's kinda funny, but it really is pretty long....LOL


It was really long. I'm not going to lie about that, but there were parts that had be cracking up!! I have the patience to read it unlike SOME PEOPLE... Not Brena though...
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I laughed.
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Old 05-16-2007, 02:21 PM   #33
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It was really long. I'm not going to lie about that, but there were parts that had be cracking up!! I have the patience to read it unlike SOME PEOPLE... Not Brena though...


Thats right I read that b*tch 2 times.... :eh: We need to teach you about jokes
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Old 05-16-2007, 02:31 PM   #34
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i didnt read it.. but from the reviews it has gotten, i'm glad i didnt..

look what i found!

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now THAT is funny.

sorry bro... your head was the only one tilted that fitted the skin color of the hand or was even close to it
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heres a joke.....how did helen keller (blind,deaf girl) parents punish her? they walked on her grail books with golf shoes lolololol
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look what i found!

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:laughing6 :laughing6 :laughing6 :laughing6 roflmao
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T'was funny, yes it t'was...

you all are CRAAAAZZZZYY :icon_bigg
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you think its funny?

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what am i doing listening to the .


its still funnier that the original joke.
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