MotoHouston.com MotoHouston.com
Register Members List Member Map Media Calendar Garage Forum Home Mark Forums Read

Go Back   MotoHouston.com > Off Topic (everything else) > Off Topic
Forgot info?

Welcome to MotoHouston.com! You are currently viewing our forums as a guest which gives you limited access to the community. By joining our free community you will have access to great discounts from our sponsors, the ability to post topics, communicate privately with other members, respond to polls, upload content, free email, classifieds, and access many other special features. Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free, join our community!

Register Today!

If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please contact us.


Like us on Facebook! Regular shirt GIVEAWAYS and more

Advertisement

Reply
Share This Thread: 
Subscribe to this Thread Thread Tools
Old 05-15-2007, 10:02 AM   #1
FastLine
Motorcycle School
 
FastLine's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: MSRH GSS TWS (Texas World Speedway)
Feedback Rating: (0)
Posts: 13,881

Experience: 10+ years
Trackdays: 10+

Bike(s):
Instructing
Trackdays
Like
A
Boss






Talking DRINKING WITH A KENTUCKY GIRL

A Mexican, an Iraqi, and a Kentucky Girl are in the same bar When the
Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his


pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico our glasses are


so cheap we don't need to drink from the Same one twice." The Iraqi,


obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air,


pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Iraq we


have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink out of the


same one twice either. The Kentucky Girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her


beer, downs it in one draft, throws the glass into the air, pulls out her


gun, and shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi. Catching her glass, setting it


on the bar, and asking the bartender for a refill, she says, "In America we


have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.
FastLine is offline   Reply With Quote
Similar Topics
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
( 3 ) ALABAMA vs. Kentucky lanzer913 Sports 15 10-03-2009 08:20 PM
CWI needed for shut down in kentucky Squoddybody Off Topic 2 01-02-2009 04:25 PM
kentucky kid ar1300 General Discussion (Moto Related) 8 01-03-2008 12:01 PM
Kentucky Kid on MTV Squidly General Discussion (Moto Related) 52 11-17-2007 04:57 PM
Kentucky Kid!! Spoiler Candie Taking it to the Track 10 06-26-2006 11:28 PM
Advertisement
Old 05-15-2007, 10:05 AM   #2
therky42
Senior Member
 
therky42's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2006
Feedback Rating: (1)
Posts: 2,636


Bike(s):
2006 VTX 1300C, YZ 250









:laughing6
__________________
:topsecret
therky42 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-15-2007, 10:05 AM   #3
Brena23
Mothernugget
 
Brena23's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Cypress
Feedback Rating: (3)
Posts: 11,884

Experience: 1-3 months
Trackdays: 1

Bike(s):
2005 CRF450R - tarded
Scooter- 2004 metropoliten
Mini-RM 65
2006 GSXR 1000






:laughing6 :laughing6 :laughing6 :laughing6 :laughing6 :laughing6 :laughing6 :laughing6 :laughing6 :laughing6 :laughing6 :laughing6
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by kibitzer View Post
If I hate you because you're a stupid then I just hate you. If I hate you because you're a specific skin color then I'm a racist. It really is that simple.

Satan ButtNuggets Mothernugget
Brena23 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-15-2007, 10:08 AM   #4
del240z
MH's #1 HOBO
 
del240z's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Houston, tejas!!!
Feedback Rating: (1)
Posts: 7,740

Experience: 7 years

Bike(s):
None at the moment..... :-(









:laughing6 :laughing6 :laughing6 :laughing6 :laughing6 :laughing6 :laughing6 :laughing6 :laughing6 :laughing6 :laughing6 :laughing6
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by honorsdaddy View Post
So is refusing to give it up.

If you keep looking in the pantry and finding out its empty, eventually you go to a restaurant.
del240z is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-15-2007, 10:11 AM   #5
Cherub
FTP
 
Cherub's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Texas
Feedback Rating: (5)
Posts: 11,832


Bike(s):
06 Raven R6




Member Garage





Send a message via MSN to Cherub Send a message via Yahoo to Cherub
lol
__________________

~Dream as if you live forever. Live as if you die today~ James Dean

Quote:
Originally Posted by Sifu-TZ View Post
It makes me cry, but real tears not the ones out of my like usual.
Cherub is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-15-2007, 10:23 AM   #6
wever411
Gunt Puncher
 
wever411's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: League City
Feedback Rating: (8)
Posts: 7,570

Experience: 3 years











:laughing6 :laughing6 LOL
wever411 is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 05-15-2007, 05:09 PM   #7
1FastMF
Guest
 
Posts: n/a







Member Garage





Take note of this joke Hadji :icon_bigg :laughing6 :laughing6
  Reply With Quote
Old 05-15-2007, 05:18 PM   #8
bigjay77
Senior Member
 
bigjay77's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: 610/45s
Feedback Rating: (0)
Posts: 686


Bike(s):
01 yzf-r6 painters tape edition, 98 superhawk 996









Send a message via Yahoo to bigjay77
oh ...
__________________
ASC 9601small 1
bigjay77 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-15-2007, 07:39 PM   #9
ScooterTrash
ConroePowderCoating.com
 
ScooterTrash's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Cut n Shoot
Feedback Rating: (3)
Posts: 17,239


Bike(s):
lots of em






and to think I had nothing to do with this being posted.
wooooooooooot
__________________
[COLOR="Lime"][B]Highway HorrorS c.c.[/B][/COLOR]



[QUOTE=Mr.D;2764337]
I respect scootertrash because well... He's like the Jesus of building and fixing .
[/QUOTE]
ScooterTrash is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-15-2007, 07:40 PM   #10
ScooterTrash
ConroePowderCoating.com
 
ScooterTrash's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Cut n Shoot
Feedback Rating: (3)
Posts: 17,239


Bike(s):
lots of em






Quote:
Originally Posted by bigjay77
oh ...
i get it
__________________
[COLOR="Lime"][B]Highway HorrorS c.c.[/B][/COLOR]



[QUOTE=Mr.D;2764337]
I respect scootertrash because well... He's like the Jesus of building and fixing .
[/QUOTE]
ScooterTrash is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-15-2007, 07:49 PM   #11
1FastMF
Guest
 
Posts: n/a







Member Garage





Quote:
Originally Posted by ScooterTrash
i get it
Hey was nice to meet you saturday and we didn't get into a fight on who's bike sucks worse Seriously good to meet ya
  Reply With Quote
Old 05-15-2007, 07:55 PM   #12
Candie
Senior Member
 
Candie's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2005
Feedback Rating: (1)
Posts: 10,148

Experience: 9 years
Trackdays: 10+

Bike(s):
2013 Ninja 300
07 CBR 600RR (sold)
09 Ninja 250 (sold)
04 CBR 600RR (sold)
04 GSXR 600 (sold)



Ha Ha Ha!
__________________
If people do not like you then they will not like your .
Candie is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-15-2007, 07:58 PM   #13
1FastMF
Guest
 
Posts: n/a







Member Garage





Quote:
Originally Posted by RRChic
Ha Ha Ha!
Hey...was nice to meet you out at the track too
  Reply With Quote
Old 05-15-2007, 09:10 PM   #14
bigjay77
Senior Member
 
bigjay77's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: 610/45s
Feedback Rating: (0)
Posts: 686


Bike(s):
01 yzf-r6 painters tape edition, 98 superhawk 996









Send a message via Yahoo to bigjay77
Quote:
Originally Posted by ScooterTrash
i get it
huh, what do u get scoot????:confused1
__________________
ASC 9601small 1
bigjay77 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-15-2007, 09:13 PM   #15
Azylum
The Chosen One
 
Azylum's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Ellington
Feedback Rating: (23)
Posts: 39,629

Experience: 8 years
Trackdays: 2











am i evil for thinking that was funny?
__________________
motohoustonlogo
Bringing back the old school.
Azylum is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-15-2007, 09:16 PM   #16
bigjay77
Senior Member
 
bigjay77's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: 610/45s
Feedback Rating: (0)
Posts: 686


Bike(s):
01 yzf-r6 painters tape edition, 98 superhawk 996









Send a message via Yahoo to bigjay77
Quote:
Originally Posted by Azylum
am i evil for thinking that was funny?

nah i thought it was funny too
__________________
ASC 9601small 1
bigjay77 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-15-2007, 10:21 PM   #17
ScooterTrash
ConroePowderCoating.com
 
ScooterTrash's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Cut n Shoot
Feedback Rating: (3)
Posts: 17,239


Bike(s):
lots of em






Quote:
Originally Posted by 1FastMF
Hey was nice to meet you saturday and we didn't get into a fight on who's bike sucks worse Seriously good to meet ya
bwahahahaha ! you hauled , I walked in to unload and come out to chat and both ya were gone.. Good meeting ya too, if even for a sec.
__________________
[COLOR="Lime"][B]Highway HorrorS c.c.[/B][/COLOR]



[QUOTE=Mr.D;2764337]
I respect scootertrash because well... He's like the Jesus of building and fixing .
[/QUOTE]
ScooterTrash is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-15-2007, 10:25 PM   #18
sillywabbit
Senior Member
 
sillywabbit's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Katy
Feedback Rating: (0)
Posts: 777

Experience: 5 years

Bike(s):
Firebolt




Member Garage





*note to self...never date a Kentucky girl* at least not till ya frisk her =]
sillywabbit is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Thread Tools

Advertisement


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 11:52 PM.


MotoHouston.com is not responsible for the content posted by users.
Privacy Policy