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Old 05-10-2007, 10:42 AM   #1
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A white-haired old geezer went into a jewelry store one Friday
evening with a beautiful young woman and told the jeweler he was
looking
for a special ring for his girlfriend.

The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring and
showed it to him. The old man said, "I don't think you understand. I
want
something very, very special for a very special young woman."
The jeweler then went to his special stock and brought another ring
over.
"Here's a stunning ring for only $40,000" the jeweler said.
The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with
excitement.
Seeing this, the old gent said, "We'll take it." When asked how
payment
would be made, the geezer said he would pay by check. "I know you need
to
make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the
bank
on Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up Monday
afternoon"
he said.

On Monday morning, a very upset jeweler phoned the old man. "There's no

money in that account."

"I know" said the old man, "But just imagine the weekend I had."

Beware of old guys !!!
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Old 05-10-2007, 10:51 AM   #2
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Old 05-10-2007, 10:58 AM   #3
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! can't wait till i'm old and snazzy like that.
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Old 05-10-2007, 01:43 PM   #7
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Yeah... that weekend almost killed me... whheeeeeeeeeshhhhhhhh
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