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|05-10-2007, 10:42 AM||#1|
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: MSRH GSS TWS (Texas World Speedway)
Experience: 10+ years
Hope this makes up for the fat girl post Patrick
A white-haired old geezer went into a jewelry store one Friday
evening with a beautiful young woman and told the jeweler he was
for a special ring for his girlfriend.
The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring and
showed it to him. The old man said, "I don't think you understand. I
something very, very special for a very special young woman."
The jeweler then went to his special stock and brought another ring
"Here's a stunning ring for only $40,000" the jeweler said.
The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with
Seeing this, the old gent said, "We'll take it." When asked how
would be made, the geezer said he would pay by check. "I know you need
make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the
on Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up Monday
On Monday morning, a very upset jeweler phoned the old man. "There's no
money in that account."
"I know" said the old man, "But just imagine the weekend I had."
Beware of old guys !!!
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|05-10-2007, 10:51 AM||#2|
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: spring branch/ katy
wise old man:laughing6 :laughing6 :laughing6
If you ain't first, you're last.
|05-10-2007, 11:29 AM||#5|
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Cut n Shoot
[COLOR="Lime"][B]Highway HorrorS c.c.[/B][/COLOR]
I respect scootertrash because well... He's like the Jesus of building and fixing .
|05-10-2007, 11:31 AM||#6|
Join Date: Sep 2006
Experience: 1-3 months
2005 CRF450R - tarded
Scooter- 2004 metropoliten
2006 GSXR 1000
|05-10-2007, 01:43 PM||#7|
All day long I'm shufflin
Join Date: Mar 2006
Experience: 10+ years
06 honda vtx 1300
06 Busa limited. sold
2 Gixxer 600. sold
85 Honda Hurricane. sold
56 Triumph, 64 BSA, Thunderbolt, 66 BSA Lightning Bolt, 64 Honda Scrambler. all sold
Yeah... that weekend almost killed me... whheeeeeeeeeshhhhhhhh
What part of "I Don't Care", Don't you Understand?
|05-10-2007, 01:46 PM||#9|
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