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Old 05-10-2007, 09:18 AM   #1
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Jokes to offend everyone

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
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Juan on Juan

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What is a Yankee?


The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

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What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?

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The position of the dirt bag

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Why is divorce so expensive?

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Because it's worth it.

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What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?

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Doughnuts


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Why is air a lot like ?

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Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

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What do you call a smart blonde?

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A golden retriever.


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What do attorneys use for birth control?

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Their personalities.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?

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10 years and 45 lbs


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What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?

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45 minutes


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What's the fastest way to a man's heart?

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Through his chest with a sharp knife.

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Why do men want to marry virgins?

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They can't stand criticism.

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Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
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Because those men already have boyfriends.

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What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

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After a year, the dog is still excited to see you

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Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

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The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

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Why don't bunnies make noise when they have ?
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Because they have cotton .

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What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW?

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A porcupine has the on the outside.

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What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?

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"Are you sure it's mine?"

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Why does Mike Tyson cry during ?

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Mace will do that to you.

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Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia ?

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Everyone has the same DNA.


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Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?

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Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Ed class uses it.

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Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
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A different bar.

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Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a blond baby?

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They named him "Sum Ting Wong"

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What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?

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A speech impediment

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What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?

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A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... "a recipe".

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How do you get a sweet 80-year-old lady to say the F word?

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Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

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What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
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A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time ." -A southern fairytale begins
"Y'all ain't gonna believe this s**t....
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Old 05-10-2007, 09:31 AM   #2
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Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

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The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.


:laughing6 :laughing6 :laughing6

I like that one!
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Old 05-10-2007, 09:33 AM   #3
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[Why don't bunnies make noise when they have ?
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Because they have cotton .

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[What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?

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"Are you sure it's mine?"

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How do you get a sweet 80-year-old lady to say the F word?

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Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

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Old 05-10-2007, 12:23 PM   #5
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A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... "a recipe".

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[QUOTE=Cherub]What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
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Juan on Juan

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LMAO!!!!!!!!! :laughing6 :laughing6 :laughing6 :laughing6
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Old 05-10-2007, 01:30 PM   #9
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A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time ." -A southern fairytale begins
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I really like this one^
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Old 05-10-2007, 02:49 PM   #10
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i got some jokes from last night but didnt go home with them, lol
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Old 05-10-2007, 02:56 PM   #11
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LOL
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Old 05-10-2007, 04:19 PM   #12
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LOL Good stuff....

WHO is that girl in your avitar Cherub???? Oof....
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thats my girl!!!!!!!!!!!!
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