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Old 04-24-2014, 01:55 PM   #1
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The Best Craigslist Ad So Far

This jewel showed up on my Fb timeline, pretty confident guy though.



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Old 04-24-2014, 02:22 PM   #2
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I never understood what the big deal about a bike never being in the rain.
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Old 04-24-2014, 02:29 PM   #3
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Because it proves that he takes better care of it than you do with your girl.
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Old 04-24-2014, 02:34 PM   #4
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My bike doesn't mind the rain, and when my girl gets wet, I take it as a compliment.
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Old 04-24-2014, 02:51 PM   #5
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Old 04-24-2014, 02:56 PM   #6
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Old 04-24-2014, 03:08 PM   #7
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That was pretty funny.
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gotta give him credit for making me laugh. now the rest of the office is questioning my work ethic. at least its thursday
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If you look closely there is a real ad in there with what a normal ad contains. It lists the mods, miles, and everything else. He just adds lots of ridiculousness to it, I laughed.
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Old 04-24-2014, 06:12 PM   #10
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That was a good read. I was reading that thing out loud in ebonics.
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While his use of words are more on the ghetto side, he spells perfectly. Im impressed.
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y'know the thought just occured to me, he may be trying to target a specific demographic to get the highest ROI on the bike.
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Old 04-26-2014, 06:58 AM   #16
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While his use of words are more on the ghetto side, he spells perfectly. Im impressed.
I noticed the exact same thing. He even used proper grammar (mostly). It was definitely done for the laughs.
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Old 04-26-2014, 08:50 AM   #17
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I was gonna tl;dr, but this was worth the read lol
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Hahaha I almost wanna call just to tell um thanks for the read.
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LOL I thought the same thing. I chuckled at "It FLIES. Not really, that's a metaphor." Haha!
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