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Old 05-03-2007, 11:32 AM   #1
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Talking For All You Old Guys Out There

A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says,
"OK old fart, time for you to retire."

The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of these chickens. Look what it has done to me. Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner" The young rooster says, "Beat it: You are washed up and I am taking over." The old rooster says, "I tell you what, young stud. I will race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop." The young rooster laughs. "You know you don't stand a chance, old man. So, just to be fair, I will give you a head start."

The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off running after him. They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap.

He is only about 5 feet behind the old rooster and gaining fast. The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch when he sees the roosters running by. The Old Rooster is squalking and running as hard as he can. The Farmer grabs his shotgun and - BOOM - he blows the young rooster to bits. The farmer sadly shakes his head and says,
"Darn.....third gay rooster I bought this month."

Moral of this story? ....

Don't mess with the OLD FARTS - age, skill, wisdom, and a little treachery will always overcome youth and arrogance!
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Old 05-03-2007, 11:37 AM   #2
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Old 05-03-2007, 11:45 AM   #5
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Old 05-03-2007, 11:54 AM   #6
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This little old man was sitiing on his porch drinking a cup of coffee like he does every morning when the little boy from don the street come by dragging some chicken wire. The old man calls out to the "what you gonna do with that? The boy replied it's chicken wire, I'm gonna go catch me some chickens" The old man replied that will never work boy. The boy strolled on past. That afternoon the old man was sitting on his porch drinking a glass of tea like he did every afternoon when here comes the little boy dragging his chicken wire with 20 chickens hung up in it. The old man shook his head and said I don't believe it.

The next day the old man was sitting on his porch drinking his coffee when the boy came down the road carrying a roll of duct tape. the old man asked "what you gonna do with that" The boy replied "it's duck tape I'm gonna catch me some ducks. The old man replied that will never work boy, and the boy just kept on walking. That afternoon the old man was sitting on his porch drinking his tea and coming up the road was the little boy with the duct tape stretched out with 20 ducks caught up in it. The old man was shocked and suprised to see such a thing.

The next day the old man was sitting on his porch drinkig his coffe and here come the boy swinging a stick. The old man asked the boy " whatcha got there boy"? The boy replied it' a ***** willow branch. The old man said wait for me I'll get my hat.
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This little old man was sitiing on his porch drinking a cup of coffee like he does every morning when the little boy from don the street come by dragging some chicken wire. The old man calls out to the "what you gonna do with that? The boy replied it's chicken wire, I'm gonna go catch me some chickens" The old man replied that will never work boy. The boy strolled on past. That afternoon the old man was sitting on his porch drinking a glass of tea like he did every afternoon when here comes the little boy dragging his chicken wire with 20 chickens hung up in it. The old man shook his head and said I don't believe it.

The next day the old man was sitting on his porch drinking his coffee when the boy came down the road carrying a roll of duct tape. the old man asked "what you gonna do with that" The boy replied "it's duck tape I'm gonna catch me some ducks. The old man replied that will never work boy, and the boy just kept on walking. That afternoon the old man was sitting on his porch drinking his tea and coming up the road was the little boy with the duct tape stretched out with 20 ducks caught up in it. The old man was shocked and suprised to see such a thing.

The next day the old man was sitting on his porch drinkig his coffe and here come the boy swinging a stick. The old man asked the boy " whatcha got there boy"? The boy replied it' a ***** willow branch. The old man said wait for me I'll get my hat.

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