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Old 05-03-2007, 11:30 AM   #1
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A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.
Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the
bedroom closet to watch.
The woman's husband also comes home.
She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is
in there already. The little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a football."
Man - "That's nice."
Boy - "Want to buy it?"

Man - "No, thanks."
Boy - "My dad's outside"
Man - "OK, how much?"
Boy - $250.00

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are
in the closet together.
Boy - "Dark in here."
Man - "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have football shoes."
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"
Boy - $750.00
Man - "Sold."

A few days later, the boys father says to the boy, "Grab your shoes and
football, let's go outside and have a game of football. The boy says, "I
can't, I sold my ball and shoes." The father asks, "How much did you
sell them for?" The boy replies $1,000.00.
The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that.
That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church
and make you confess."
They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the
confession booth and he closes the door. The boy says, "Dark in here.
The priest says, "Don't start that again.
You're in my closet now"
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Old 05-03-2007, 12:05 PM   #4
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Old 05-03-2007, 12:14 PM   #6
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Old 05-03-2007, 12:15 PM   #7
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nice.... why cant del find funny stuff liek that?
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So is refusing to give it up.

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