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Old 05-02-2007, 02:35 PM   #1
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's drive by 90%.
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Bwahahaha! yea but that same cake makes men fat and lazy! Hence the drive going out the window!:icon_bigg
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haha.. fat and lazy from lack of
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Bwahahaha! yea but that same cake makes men fat and lazy! Hence the drive going out the window!:icon_bigg

ok then..

what about the guys that dont get fat? (i'm already lazy so i'm gotten already, im questioning for the rest of the world )
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ok then..

what about the guys that dont get fat? (i'm already lazy so i'm gotten already, im questioning for the rest of the world )


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kinda like i always say "gotcha !"

i've been gotten on that being lazy part..

kinda like ustawas and ustadid and all that.. you city slickers just dont get it.
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