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Old 05-02-2007, 10:39 AM   #1
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You know you are a REAL female rider if....

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You have broke a nail on your clutch or front brake.

The only perfume you smell like is eu de exhuast.

You figured out how to apply lipstick without taking off your helmet.

You take the "windswept" hair look to a level never seen before.

You have spent hours trying to untangle your hair after a long day of
riding.

You have tan lines in funny places where you never had them before.

You have had to pull over to pull up your low-rise jeans cause your
crack was showing.

You have ripped out your earrings putting your helmet on or taking it
off.

You would rather ride your bike than your boyfriend.

You know that 600, 650, 750, 900, 929, 999 are cc's for bikes and not
area codes.

You stopped wearing sandals cause you might be going riding.

You would rather have clothes from icon, A Star, Joe Rocket, than
Gucci, Prada, or Valentino.

You have asked your boyfriend/husband for parts for your bike instead
of jewelry.

You shop more at the dealerships than you do the mall.

You care more about the latest release of cute helmets than you care about new spring dresses.

You know that a Power Commander is not a toy nor a video game.
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Old 05-02-2007, 10:41 AM   #2
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Old 05-02-2007, 10:44 AM   #3
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Old 05-02-2007, 10:49 AM   #6
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Where can i find me a girl like that............hahaha
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what are fake female riders? transvestites?
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Old 05-02-2007, 10:53 AM   #8
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Old 05-02-2007, 10:53 AM   #10
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C'mon A...lets not even go there
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real rider meaning you love it and dont just ride to look pretty.
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Old 05-02-2007, 10:56 AM   #12
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That ripping an earring out hurts like too.........
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dont wear earing that can get caught to easily for that reason
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Old 05-02-2007, 10:59 AM   #16
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You have had to pull over to pull up your low-rise jeans cause your
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GLad I am not the only one... LOL.
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Yea have had that happen a few times... I am sure the guys riding/ driving behind us dont mind though
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:laughing6 I love it! Totally cool thread Patricia!
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