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Old 04-23-2007, 11:31 AM   #1
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Red face All Girls Ride - Story Time

Ok boys and girls...it's story time!

Once upon a time...

Good mornin’ all! Well, the “all girls ride” did not go quite as planned but I tell you what…I am so proud of every one of you girls that came out! Ya’ll are awesome. There are of course things that could have been done differently and will be in the future but you know what…everyone is alive, safe, and I believe we all had fun despite certain “upsets”.

Ok…yes…one of us was hit by a car. That was me! 1FastGSXR and I were herding and blocking in order to protect our girls from any incident. There were quite a few cagers that were absolutely totally awesome and respected our space and even helped block! Unfortunately, there were a few haters that didn’t like the idea of that many bikers holdin up a lane. Needless to say…some “unkind” words were exchanged with various cagers but nothing of real consequence happened until…dun, dun, dun…a very upset, unstable, young lady in a Honda Civic must have left her “happy” pills at home and decided to screw with my girl Candie. From my vantage point…this woman was bound and determined to kill Candie or at least cause her bodily harm. We came to a stop at a light in which this crazy woman was layin on the horn, spouting out profanities, and sitting practically ON Candie’s . At this point, Candie rolled forward just a bit in order for me to slip in behind and I promptly turned around and shook my finger at said woman in such a way as you would a child who was misbehaving and proceeded to use some of my own “choice words” to tell her to back off and be more careful as I would like to see my girls make it safely to the end of the day. This disturbed individual then promptly rammed me with the corner of her civic, ran over my itty bitty toes, and I just about dropped my poor baby on it’s right side. Thank goodness for adrenaline because I very quickly muscled that sucker right back up from hovering two feet above the ground, pulled my foot out from under the stupid civic’s front right tire, and kicked the snot out of the headlight of said civic, completely shattering the headlight as well as the turn signal. By this time, the other girls had begun taking off from the light. I showed this insane individual how pretty my middle finger is, told her what I thought of her, and blasted off. I prayed to that she would follow us so that I could do some more damage to her freakin face but the chicken didn’t and it is probably a good thing. “Goozfrabba”…ok…I am calm again. Anyway, I didn’t drop my bike, there is no apparent damage to it from the side she rammed, but my leg is nice and purple today because it took most of the impact. Yippee! Well, that’s my story and I’m stickin to it.

I had fun ladies! Dementia…you rock my socks off! Way to go on your “burn out”. Lol…witchdoctor trained you well. CarbonR ½…I love you! You are my girl. Candie…you did a great job sweeping and you really have an awesome attitude. 1FastGSXR…wow….all I can say is…you ate my lunch. Way to represent female riders. Mel and NutMeg…could ya’ll be any cooler??? Love you guys. *MUAH* Jet…thank you for ALL your help especially with my shredded clutch cable (yeah, another great story).

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would an only male ride be sexist?
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Old 04-23-2007, 11:33 AM   #3
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lol... not to me but I suppose to some.
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Old 04-23-2007, 11:35 AM   #4
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would an only male ride be sexist?

Most all of them are... but I wish it wasn't so
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Old 04-23-2007, 11:36 AM   #5
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would an only male ride be sexist?
Naw...but it would be very "typical"
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i wonder if she would have tried that chit if it was a guy???

glad your ok girl. and props to smashing that light.......
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Old 04-23-2007, 11:43 AM   #7
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Old 04-23-2007, 11:44 AM   #8
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I made a note, never to tick her off...
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Sometimes people need to be shown the error of they're ways.....good job!!!

So, when are we doing a co-ed ride? :eh:
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i wonder if she would have tried that chit if it was a guy???

glad your ok girl. and props to smashing that light.......
IF IT WAS A GUY WE WOULDA DRUG HIM OUT HIS $H!T BY HIS SHORT AND CURLIES, BUT WE LET THE MAKE IT CAUSE SHE WASNT UP FOR THE ABUSE!!!

I did have a Honda making an illegal u turn try to send me def with his horn blaring in my ear!!!
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Old 04-23-2007, 11:47 AM   #11
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"I showed this insane individual how pretty my middle finger is..."

It sux that you had to deal with such a looney toon! Glad you and your bike are ok--minus the bruises. Wish I could have seen your karate kick to the light, sounds like something I would do. Hope to meet you sometime, I think we'd get along just fine lol. Sounds like you guys had a blast for the most part, look forward to seeing pics from future "all girls rides".
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Old 04-23-2007, 11:47 AM   #12
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IF IT WAS A GUY WE WOULDA DRUG HIM OUT HIS $H!T BY HIS SHORT AND CURLIES, BUT WE LET THE MAKE IT CAUSE SHE WASNT UP FOR THE ABUSE!!!

I did have a Honda making an illegal u turn try to send me def with his horn blaring in my ear!!!

I know, right? Stupid punk. Like we were the ones doin somethin wrong...whateva.
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IF IT WAS A GUY WE WOULDA DRUG HIM OUT HIS $H!T BY HIS SHORT AND CURLIES, BUT WE LET THE MAKE IT CAUSE SHE WASNT UP FOR THE ABUSE!!!

I did have a Honda making an illegal u turn try to send me def with his horn blaring in my ear!!!
naw im saying if it was a guy on a bike. cause i have never had that happen before.
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So, when are we doing a co-ed ride? :eh:
Yeah, then they will fianlly get to see Fayettville.
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Bravo!!!! Bravo!!!! The other night a car pulled right out in front of me so as I swerved my leg kind of "flew" at their car but I missed...so I say bravo to you for not missing! Anytime you wanna ride, I say yeah, 'cause you'll fill in as back up!!
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Yeah, then they will fianlly get to see Fayettville.

Kiss my lilly white a$$...guns. :laughing6
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naw im saying if it was a guy on a bike. cause i have never had that happen before.
Happens all the time with big group rides like that. People think u holding up a lane or a light for 30 seconds is gonna make their whole phuckin' day schedule of NOTHING skip a beat!!!! FUGGERS!!!
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I'm glad none of you showed up for yesterday mornings ride to Crab River Road, it was embarrassing enough going down in front of a group I just started riding with:BangHead: , but if the Chics wouldof been there
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I'm glad none of you showed up for yesterday mornings ride to Crab River Road, it was embarrassing enough going down in front of a group I just started riding with:BangHead: , but if the Chics wouldof been there

Aw...poor baby. I just read your post. I'm just glad you are safe and fairly unharmed.
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