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|04-11-2007, 02:18 PM||#1|
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>>>>>A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He
>>>>>way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.
>>>>>After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, "Hey,
>>>>>hear a blonde joke?"
>>>>>The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep,
>>>>>voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke,
>>>>>sir, I think it
>>>>>is only fair -- given that you are blind -- that you should know
>>>>>1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
>>>>>2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
>>>>>3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in
>>>>>4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional
>>>>>5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
>>>>>Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell
>>>>>The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
>>>>>Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.
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