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Old 04-11-2007, 02:16 PM   #1
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>>A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around
>> > the hospital.
>> > >
>> > >During her tour she passed a room where a male
>> > patient was masturbating
>> > >furiously.
>> > >
>> > >Oh my !" screamed the woman. "That's disgraceful!
>> > >Why is he doing that?"
>> > >
>> > >The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained,
>> > >"I'm very sorry that you were exposed to that, but
>> > this man has a serious
>> > >condition where his testicles rapidly fill with
>> > , and if he doesn't do
>> > >that at
>> > >least five times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and
>> > his testicles could
>> > >easily
>> > >rupture."
>> > >
>> > >Oh, well in that case, I guess it's okay," said the
>> > woman.
>> > >
>> > >As they passed by the very next room, they saw a male
>> > patient
>> > >laying in bed while a nurse performed oral on
>> > him.
>> > >Again, the woman screamed, "Oh my ! How can THAT
>> > be justified?"
>> > >
>> > >Again the doctor spoke very calmly:
>> > >"Same illness, better health plan.
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