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Old 04-10-2007, 05:20 PM   #281
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I thought you looked familiar. Someone that looked JUST like you hit on me at Spotlight Karaoke Saturday night. Nice try woman, nice try.
LOL, I guess she musta thought she saw her twin!!! :laughing6 j/k
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Wellllll, it's kinda hard because it's never really been standardized you see. OK--here's a good starting point, and we can all revise as needed.

0-2 This range will give people the , creeping flesh, etc. Anyone in this category can flat turn you off your feed with just a glance. They represent 10% of the population, perhaps?

3-6 These are the plain janes/joe six packs (w/o the abdominal 6 pack that is). Perhaps in the lower range one has one or two significantly unnattractive features, but on the whole, the looks are servicable. The upper range exhibit one or two significantly attractive features that tend to throw them in that-sort of terrible--"oh, but he/she is attractive once you get to know him/her" category. They represent about 65% of the population.

7-8 Are on easy street. They can play the looks up or down. They are chameleons in a sense. No matter how bad a day they have, there is always "something special about them." They walk cat walks, appear in movies, hang out in the university law libraries and become trophy wives or husbands. :icon_bigg They represent 23% of the population

9-10 Are so beautiful that they're positively crippled by it and have no chance of a normalish life. They are hounded and stereotyped to death and truly should be pitied. They represent about 2% of the population









Disclaimer: I'm being very silly and facetious folks. Just passing time on an otherwise tense/crappy Tuesday.

thanks for the new info, I will now walk around every bar labeling people with numbers :laughing6 :laughing6
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thanks for the new info, I will now walk around every bar labeling people with numbers :laughing6 :laughing6
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Thanks Rebecca. Your comment pulled me back from the brink of bummed and angsty. :laughing6
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Wellllll, it's kinda hard because it's never really been standardized you see. OK--here's a good starting point, and we can all revise as needed.

0-2 This range will give people the , creeping flesh, etc. Anyone in this category can flat turn you off your feed with just a glance. They represent 10% of the population, perhaps?

3-6 These are the plain janes/joe six packs (w/o the abdominal 6 pack that is). Perhaps in the lower range one has one or two significantly unnattractive features, but on the whole, the looks are servicable. The upper range exhibit one or two significantly attractive features that tend to throw them in that-sort of terrible--"oh, but he/she is attractive once you get to know him/her" category. They represent about 65% of the population.

7-8 Are on easy street. They can play the looks up or down. They are chameleons in a sense. No matter how bad a day they have, there is always "something special about them." They walk cat walks, appear in movies, hang out in the university law libraries and become trophy wives or husbands. :icon_bigg They represent 23% of the population

9-10 Are so beautiful that they're positively crippled by it and have no chance of a normalish life. They are hounded and stereotyped to death and truly should be pitied. They represent about 2% of the population

Disclaimer: I'm being very silly and facetious folks. Just passing time on an otherwise tense/crappy Tuesday.
You need to add examples of this, like:

0-2 Ephialtes, the deformed dude in 300, and/or Chris aka Solracer

3-6 all the girls

7-8 all the guys

9-10 Wally aka big turkey

There ya go.
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LOL, I guess she musta thought she saw her twin!!! :laughing6 j/k
That's possible cause I was making a horrible looking face like :confused2 cause had just finished choking on red bull.
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Hey Arturo~Some of us were using alternative fishing methods.


grenadefishing

Farting in the ocean is just wrong.
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or are all of the females on this site HOTT??


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I dunno -- I think pictures of all the girls would help. And nothing photochopped. I need real life *action* shots
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let's get back on topic and see some more pics of girls.....guys, post your gf or wife, ladies post yourself....
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Seems ideal to me. Tis much more polite than letting go in an elevator, car, etc. :laughing6
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