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Old 04-09-2007, 04:02 PM   #1
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St. Francis Sisters Prostitutes?

A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign

>out of the corner of his eye....It reads:

>

>SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

>HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION

>10 MILES

>

>He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without

>second thought....Soon he sees another sign which reads:

>

>SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

>HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION

>5 MILES

>

>Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real and drives past

>a third sign saying:

>

>SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

>HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION

>NEXT RIGHT

>

>His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far

>side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the

>door reading:

>

>

>SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

>

>He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a

>long black habit who asks, "What may we do for you my son?"

>

>He answers, "I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in

>possibly doing business...."

>

>"Very well my son. Please follow me." He is led through many

>winding passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a

>closed door and tells the man, "Please knock on this door."

>

>He does so and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup

>answers the door... This nun instructs, "Please place $100 in the cup then

>go through the large wooden door at the end of the hallway."

>

>He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall and slips

>through the door pulling it shut behind him. The door locks, and he

>finds himself back in the parking lot facing another

>sign:

>

>GO IN PEACE.

>YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS. SERVES YOU

>RIGHT, YOU SINNER.
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