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|04-05-2007, 10:47 AM||#1|
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The Intuitive Drunk
A woman was shopping at her local supermarket, where she
A half-gallon of 2% milk,
> > A carton of eggs,
> > A quart of orange juice,
> > A head of romaine lettuce,
> > A 2 lb. can of coffee,
> > And a 1 lb. package of bacon.
> > As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check
> > out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in
>Front of the cashier.
> > While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly
> > stated, "You must be single."
> > The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was
> > intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single.
>She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly
>Unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her
> > Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what,
>you're absolutely correct, but how on earth did you know that?"
> > The drunk replied, "'Cause you're ugly."
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|04-05-2007, 10:50 AM||#2|
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