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Old 04-04-2007, 01:13 PM   #1
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Talking WET CELERY?

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an
attractive woman waving at him.
She says hello.

He's rather taken a back because he can't place where
he knows her from. So
he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I
think you're the father
of one of my kids."

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever
been unfaithful to
his wife and says, "My , are you the stripper from
my bachelor party that
I had with on the pool table with all my buddies
watching while your
partner whipped my with wet celery???"

She looks into his eyes and says calmly,

"No, I'm your son's teacher."
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Old 04-04-2007, 01:14 PM   #2
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Old 04-04-2007, 01:57 PM   #5
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