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Old 08-09-2013, 03:22 PM   #1
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Found someone sitting on your bike!

I have a co-worker that seems to think my bike is his . I have found him sitting on it numerous times, but keep calm because its at work. If he would ask, I would probably be cool with it, but he doesn't.

Have you guys had this problem before?

What would you do?
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Old 08-09-2013, 03:26 PM   #2
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lol...are you kidding. Sitting on someones bike is grounds for an immediate whooping...dont be a punk and let someone get over on you.
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Old 08-09-2013, 03:32 PM   #3
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I have a co-worker that seems to think my bike is his . I have found him sitting on it numerous times, but keep calm because its at work. If he would ask, I would probably be cool with it, but he doesn't.

Have you guys had this problem before?

What would you do?
What a asswipe.

I'd tell him to get the off and not touch it ever again. If he asked why, I'd ask him "What would you do if you found another dude banging your GF/wife when you got home? Yep, that's what I thought".
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Old 08-09-2013, 03:32 PM   #4
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I like where this is going!
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Old 08-09-2013, 03:32 PM   #5
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ask if we would let someone do that to his wife
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Old 08-09-2013, 03:37 PM   #6
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You say you keep calm because it is work, but you dont say if youve ever just asked the person not to do that or tried talking to him about it. Civility is worth a try, but if that fails then I second in his desk drawer.
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Old 08-09-2013, 03:41 PM   #7
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tell him you want to see how you fit on his wife or gf... you're not asking permission because he doesn't, you're just going to do it
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Old 08-09-2013, 04:02 PM   #9
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lol...are you kidding. Sitting on someones bike is grounds for an immediate whooping...dont be a punk and let someone get over on you.
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Old 08-09-2013, 04:09 PM   #10
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less_than_coop - yes I did call him out in front of a couple other co-workers last time.

Retaliate with seems to be winning lol
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Old 08-09-2013, 04:13 PM   #11
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Let him find you sitting in his car. With no pants.
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I would do the same as I have posted in the 5 other what would you do if you found someone sitting on your bike threads.
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Old 08-09-2013, 04:16 PM   #13
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Let him find you sitting in his car. With no pants.
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Sit on his hood or trunk before he comes out of work, explain you would have sat in the car, but the doors where locked. If you are a smoker, bonus points for smoking in his car if the doors are unlocked.
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in his eye?... and /or be a tattle tale and tell your boss?
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Let him find you sitting in his car. With no pants.
And his GF/wife.
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Old 08-09-2013, 04:31 PM   #17
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Be polite and tell him you would appreciate it if he would not sit on your bike.
Explain to him that you are always worried when retards handle your thinking that somehow they are going to get hurt and you do not want to feel guilty about it. Tell him that you realize that since he sat on your bike without asking permission that he must be a and you feel duty bound to look out for his safety.
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Old 08-09-2013, 04:36 PM   #18
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Old 08-09-2013, 05:14 PM   #19
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Old 08-09-2013, 05:54 PM   #20
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He obviously is interested in being a biker but is too ignorant to be aware of some of the unwritten ungooglable (its a word because I used it in a sentence, if Jesse Jackson can, I can to) rules of biker culture. Namely that sitting on a some else's bike is akin to copping a feel on a guy's wife. In both cases it is a socially acceptable crime of passion to kick the snot out of said individual. Once you calmly explain this to him he won't run the risk of getting himself killed or worse by doing it to someone elese. Whether you explain this pre or post snot kicking is up to you.
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