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Old 03-22-2007, 12:06 AM   #1
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Right words, Right time..........

Right words, Right time:

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after a night at a business meeting.
He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing that he sees is a
couple of aspirins next to an ice cold glass of water on the nightstand.
AND, next to them is a single red rose!

Jack gets up and sits on the bed and sees his clothing in front of him,
all cleaned and pressed.
He then looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly cleaned, as is the rest of the house.
He takes the aspirin, and cringes when he sees his black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror, and notices his wife left him a note in lipstick on the mirror that read:
"Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping, I Love

Jack stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is a hot breakfast & the morning paper too.
Sitting at the table eating is his son, Tom.
Jack asks, "son what happened last night?"

His son replies; "Well dad, you came home at 3 am, drunk out of your mind. You broke the coffee table, threw up in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the bedroom door."

Jack then asks his son; "So why is everything in such perfect order, and so clean? Why do I have a rose and a hot breakfast from your mom? What's with that?"

His son replies, "Oh that!!!.......Well, after you nearly knocked yourself by running into the bedroom door, Mom dragged you into the bedroom and
when she tried to take your pants off you screamed;

Broken coffee table - $500.00
Hot breakfast - $7.00
Red rose - $4.00
Two Aspirins - $0.25

Saying the right thing @ exactly the right time .....PRICELESS:laughing6
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Old 03-22-2007, 12:58 AM   #2
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Old 03-22-2007, 01:12 AM   #3
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Old 03-22-2007, 01:28 AM   #4
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Old 03-22-2007, 07:03 AM   #5
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Old 03-22-2007, 11:39 AM   #10
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Old 03-22-2007, 12:49 PM   #11
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Old 03-22-2007, 07:15 PM   #13
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