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Old 03-21-2007, 11:03 PM   #1
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Decoding Man's English

Old, but still usefull:

DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:

40-ish..................................49.
Adventurous.........................Slept with everyone.
Athletic...............................No .
Average looking.....................Moooo.
Beautiful.............................Pathological liar.
Emotionally Secure................On medication.
Feminist..............................Fat.
Free Spirit............................Junkie.
Friendship first......................Former .
New-Age..............................Body hair in the wrong places.
Old-fashioned........................No B.J.'s
Open-minded.........................Desperate.
Outgoing..............................Loud and embarrassing.
Professional............................
Voluptuous...........................Very fat.
Large frame...........................Hugely fat.
Wants soul mate....................Stalker.

DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S ENGLISH:

Yes.....................................No
No......................................Yes
Maybe................................No
We need...............................I want
I am sorry...........................You'll be sorry
We need to talk....................You're in trouble
Sure, go ahead.....................You better not
Do what you want..............You will pay for this later
I am not upset.....................Of course, I am upset, you moron!
You're attentive tonight.........Is all you ever think about?

DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN'S ENGLISH:

I am hungry...............................I am hungry
I am sleepy...............................I am sleepy
I am tired.................................I am tired
Nice dress.................................Nice cleavage!
I love you..................................Let's have now
I am bored................................Do you want to have ?
May I have this dance?...............I'd like to have with you.
Can I call you sometime?..............I'd like to have with you.
Do you want to go to a movie?.......I'd like to have with you.
Can I take you out to dinner?.........I'd like to have with you.
I don't think those shoes go with that outfit.............I'm gay.


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Old 03-22-2007, 09:49 AM   #2
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That pretty much sums it up!
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Old 03-22-2007, 09:53 AM   #3
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Old 03-22-2007, 10:48 AM   #4
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Old 03-22-2007, 01:01 PM   #5
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This needs to be printed and heavely circulated. Possibly starting at the Jr. High level? :laughing6
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