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Old 05-26-2013, 01:44 PM   #1
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Squid Purity Test

It's long and will take some time, but I thought it was funny. Some questions are kinda weird, but funny. I scored and 80 and I am a wise apparently.

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Old 05-26-2013, 03:17 PM   #2
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Scored an even 80 as well.
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started it, saw how many questions there actually were, ADD kicked in and squirrel.
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started it, saw how many questions there actually were, ADD kicked in and squirrel.
I did the same thing..
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I ALMOST quit when I realized it was long, then I remembered that I don't have anything else to do, so I finished it.

. This test is good at determining my true self. I'm not sure I like that. It says I am a
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Old 05-26-2013, 05:32 PM   #6
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started it, saw how many questions there actually were, ADD kicked in and squirrel.
Yeah it's tough for that. I did have a half- disclaimer about it though.

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I ALMOST quit when I realized it was long, then I remembered that I don't have anything else to do, so I finished it.

. This test is good at determining my true self. I'm not sure I like that. It says I am a halfway decent rider and wise- who is way too narcissistic his or her own good . Is that scary or what?

My favorite answer: Brakes? Feelthy brakes? I never use no brakes!
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[a] Your mother-in-law.
[b] The 300 lb. barmaid from that last truckstop.
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got through 1/2 of it then said to myself. whats a squid? lol. im not that guy.
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way too many questions...... I would think to answer all those questions one would be trying to see if they were a squid are not.
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I ALMOST quit when I realized it was long, then I remembered that I don't have anything else to do, so I finished it.

. This test is good at determining my true self. I'm not sure I like that. It says I am a . Is that scary or what?

My favorite answer: Brakes? Feelthy brakes? I never use no brakes!
was my description as well
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I got a 38.

"A higher grade indicates a stronger sense of common decency, and a lower grade is an indication of conspicuous squidliness and general disregard for civilized society. Your score indicates that you are a disgrace who should be -kicked in full view of Times Square for being such an in public."

Apparently I'm a . I was genuinely disappointed there was only one question with any mention of sidewalks.
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Old 05-26-2013, 08:32 PM   #11
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I got a 38.

"A higher grade indicates a stronger sense of common decency, and a lower grade is an indication of conspicuous squidliness and general disregard for civilized society. Your score indicates that you are a disgrace who should be -kicked in full view of Times Square for being such an in public."

Apparently I'm a . I was genuinely disappointed there was only one question with any mention of sidewalks.
I thouht of re-taking the test to get lower scores and see how they described me. Haha! I LOVE that you're a disgrace.
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Gave up - too long and too many questions without an answer that fit.
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Old 05-26-2013, 08:48 PM   #13
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I think they have something against wheelies.

And they didn't even ask if I purposely blip the throttle when I'm next to a driver with his window cracked open. Guilty. :( I just figure they're already soul-dead if they don't get the allure of BRAAAAAAPPPPpopPOPPOP at 6AM on a weekday.
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test took forever

So far, 20825 people (including you) have responded to this Squid Test Survey and have been tabulated. Of those responses, the average grade is 53. Your grade was 84 (from 0 to 100), and 1 out of the 115 questions were left un-answered. The average number of questions answered in this test is 47.

A higher grade indicates a stronger sense of common decency, and a lower grade is an indication of conspicuous squidliness and general disregard for civilized society. Your score indicates that you are a fairly responsible motorcyclist but a bit of a wise-.
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I got a 38.

"A higher grade indicates a stronger sense of common decency, and a lower grade is an indication of conspicuous squidliness and general disregard for civilized society. Your score indicates that you are a disgrace who should be -kicked in full view of Times Square for being such an in public."

Apparently I'm a . I was genuinely disappointed there was only one question with any mention of sidewalks.
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Old 05-27-2013, 12:52 AM   #16
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you are a fairly responsible motorcyclist but a bit of a wise-.

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Cool as ice.... I never even heard of the other ones.
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Mine was supposed to say wise when I started thread,but none the less I'm seeing a trend.
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