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Old 03-17-2007, 10:47 AM   #1
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3 reasons why I love being male

1. i dont bleed monthly

2. i dont get mood swings

3. if i get some, im a pimp, if i girl gets some, shes a


3 (of the main reasons) i like being a guy

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Old 03-17-2007, 11:04 AM   #2
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4. i can write my name in the sand/snow/dirt with my
5. i can drive good
6. i reserve the right to on anything i feel needs to be on when drunk.
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Old 03-17-2007, 01:18 PM   #3
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4. i can write my name in the sand/snow/dirt with my
5. i can drive good
6. i reserve the right to on anything i feel needs to be on when drunk.
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Old 03-17-2007, 01:40 PM   #4
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women just make it so hard to get... why can't you be like dogs, we walk up, sniff your , if we like it we get it right then and there!!!
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exactly:laughing6
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Old 03-17-2007, 01:52 PM   #6
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Old 03-17-2007, 02:26 PM   #7
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Old 03-17-2007, 06:51 PM   #8
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7. I can pee standing up
8. beer bellies look better on a man
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10. Road rash look cool on us.
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did i mention i like having the ability to pilot all types of vehicles SAFELY through any situation? i hate women drivers.
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Old 03-18-2007, 01:58 PM   #12
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did i mention i like having the ability to pilot all types of vehicles SAFELY through any situation? i hate women drivers.
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Old 03-18-2007, 02:25 PM   #13
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We can get dressed and ready to go in less than 5 min.
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Ahhhhhhhhhh Thanks for the reminder.

Another reason it's good to be a man.

Not having to worry about leaving a sheet when we wake up
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Ahhhhhhhhhh Thanks for the reminder.

Another reason it's good to be a man.

Not having to worry about leaving a sheet when we wake up
LMAO...you really are funny...you should host a talk show.

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Ahhhhhhhhhh Thanks for the reminder.

Another reason it's good to be a man.

Not having to worry about leaving a sheet when we wake up

Holy that was a great line.:laughing6
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Old 03-19-2007, 03:23 PM   #20
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i only made this thread because of the "3 reasons why i love being a female" thread, but really, we could go on forever why its so much more "stress free" to be a male, but then again, we get all kinds of stress because of women.

"buy me this, buy me that"

"i dont wanna"

"BLAH BLAH BLAH!!!!!!"- thats what i hear anyways when its pointless yelling

he comes the classic "DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS?"- NO MATTER WHAT WE ANSWER.....ITS WRONG
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