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Old 03-13-2007, 01:01 PM   #1
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So a young couple have been dating for several weeks, but have yet to "consecrate" their relationship.

One night, they go out and have a delicious meal at a fancy restaurant with candlelight and dancing.

On the walk home, they both know that tonight will be the night...

As they enter Jane's apartment, Jane turns to Randy and says, "Randy, before we do anything, I have to tell you something, and I'm really embarassed about it."

"It's okay," replies Randy, "you can tell me anything, don't be scared."

"Well," says Jane, "I know you've noticed my ample chest."

"Boy have I!" replies Randy

"Well, I have to tell you, that these aren't my real , I stuff my bra with toilet paper." And with that, Jane drops her blouse and unfastens her bra, as she does so, two tightly wadded of paper fall to the carpet, revealing her small bee-stung .

Embarassed, she asks, "Are they Okay? Do you still find me attractive?"

"Of course," states Randy, "I love you for who you are, not what you look like."

With a sigh of relief, Jane takes a step toward him in an attempt to embrace, but Randy stops her short.

"Before we go any further, I have a confession to make also," he says.

"Jane, I need to tell you that I'm hung like a baby. I hope this won't matter to you."

"Oh no," says Jane, "It doesn't matter in the slightest. I'm sure you'll make up for it with you technique."

Having admitted their secrets they embrace, kiss and caress. Jane drops her clothes to the floor and Randy removes his shirt and jeans. They stand staring at one another as Randy lowers his boxers to the floor.

"OH MY !" exclaims Jane as she gazes upon Randy's manhood

"I thought you said you were hung like a baby!"

"I am," said Randy with a devlish grin,







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