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Old 03-09-2007, 12:41 PM   #1
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Talking NAIR

My neighbor found out her dog could hardly hear, so she took it to
the veterinarian. He found that the problem was the matted growth
of hair in its ears, so he clipped the hair and cleaned both ears
and the dog could hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell the
lady that if she wanted to keep this from happening again, she
should go to the drugstore and get some "Nair" hair remover and
rub it in its ears once a month.

The lady goes to the drug store and gets some "Nair" hair
remover. At the register the druggist tells her, "If you're going
to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."
The lady says, "I'm not using it under my arms."
The druggist say, "If you're using it on your legs, don't shave
for a couple of days."
The lady says, "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must
know, I'm using it on my schnauzer."
The druggist says, "Stay off your bicycle for a week."
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Old 03-09-2007, 01:04 PM   #3
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Old 03-09-2007, 02:31 PM   #6
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