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Old 03-08-2007, 07:29 AM   #1
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Talking David Letterman

No Blacks in NASCAR


David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers:
(I bet his life will be miserable after the NAACP sees this!)

# 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.
# 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.
# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.
# 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same time.
# 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale JR.
# 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.
# 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.
# 3 - No Cadillac's approved for competition.
# 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run.


AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR...

#1 - They can't wear their helmets sideways!
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Old 03-08-2007, 07:35 AM   #2
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Old 03-08-2007, 07:40 AM   #3
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Yeah I know, someone sent it to me this morning.
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Old 03-08-2007, 08:37 AM   #4
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Old 03-08-2007, 11:35 AM   #5
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did David Letterman really say that?
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Old 03-08-2007, 11:37 AM   #6
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lol, first time i heard this one.
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Old 03-08-2007, 11:39 AM   #7
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Old 03-08-2007, 12:32 PM   #8
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good points... but watch for James "Bubba" Stewart to come out in about 3 - 5 years. Ricky Carmicheal will be the first "superstar" motocross/supercross guy to go to nascar, but Bubba will be there soon.. could be the first black racer.

("superstar" bc there are several drivers that used to race motocross, none were very successful though)
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Old 03-08-2007, 12:42 PM   #9
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good points... but watch for James "Bubba" Stewart to come out in about 3 - 5 years. Ricky Carmicheal will be the first "superstar" motocross/supercross guy to go to nascar, but Bubba will be there soon.. could be the first black racer.

("superstar" bc there are several drivers that used to race motocross, none were very successful though)
who gives a rats what color he is?
why is always an accomplishment when someone "of color" does something?
dumb like this mindset is why we will always have reverse discrimination.
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who gives a rats what color he is?
why is always an accomplishment when someone "of color" does something?
dumb like this mindset is why we will always have reverse discrimination.
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who gives a rats what color he is?
why is always an accomplishment when someone "of color" does something?
dumb like this mindset is why we will always have reverse discrimination.
good point.
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