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Old 03-07-2007, 09:21 AM   #1
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Clocks in Heaven

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St.Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?"

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."

"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?" "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating That she never told a lie."

"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"

St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands Have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire Life."

"Where's Hillary Clinton's clock?" asked the man.

"Hillary's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."
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Old 03-07-2007, 09:23 AM   #2
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Old 03-07-2007, 09:32 AM   #3
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Old 03-07-2007, 09:54 AM   #4
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Hey now, I still like it, even if it is a right wing joke lol. Who ever said conservatives don't have a sense of humor.
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Old 03-07-2007, 10:28 AM   #6
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It's an old recycled joke. Change the names as you like and email it to everyone on your list.
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