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Old 03-13-2013, 02:59 PM   #1
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Funny stupid fail moments on a bike....

Hello all, just wanted to start a thread that we can all share about our funny/stupid fail moments that happened to us on our motorcycle..... bored at work .... On my very first day I ever rode a motorcycle, I pulled into a chik fila parking lot trying to park facing out and had turned the handlebar all the way left and gravity just started taking me down slowly... and I do mean slowly lmao .... I was fighting to get it back up but no .... share yours lol.
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Old 03-13-2013, 03:33 PM   #2
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Solracer?
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Yeah, Oldschool days at Azylums house with Mudbug and Solracer
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Cbr doesnt look to old lol!!
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I had just bought a Harley.

Don't stop reading it gets funny I swear!!

Rode it over to see my buddys at Texas Yamaha Pasadena. Pulled into the parking lot all cool.
Just as I applied the front brakes, my tire hit a little patch of gravel. Bars twisted and BANG!, down goes my shiny new Harley :(.....
Right in front of all these people I used to work with and who had already ridiculed me for riding a Hawg.
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Well this weekend at the track i had gotten my suspension set. I was riding testing it out. I was coming back to my paddock area an i hit the breaks on top of a pen and the bike washed from under me. I was just standing over it with a dumb look. pen came out of no where!
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I had just bought a Harley.

Don't stop reading it gets funny I swear!!

Rode it over to see my buddys at Texas Yamaha Pasadena. Pulled into the parking lot all cool.
Just as I applied the front brakes, my tire hit a little patch of gravel. Bars twisted and BANG!, down goes my shiny new Harley :(.....
Right in front of all these people I used to work with and who had already ridiculed me for riding a Hawg.
dam that sucks lol
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Well this weekend at the track i had gotten my suspension set. I was riding testing it out. I was coming back to my paddock area an i hit the breaks on top of a pen and the bike washed from under me. I was just standing over it with a dumb look. pen came out of no where!
msf never warned us about pens .... I want my money back lol
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lets not and just say we did
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I had just bought a Harley.

Don't stop reading it gets funny I swear!!

Rode it over to see my buddys at Texas Yamaha Pasadena. Pulled into the parking lot all cool.
Just as I applied the front brakes, my tire hit a little patch of gravel. Bars twisted and BANG!, down goes my shiny new Harley :(.....
Right in front of all these people I used to work with and who had already ridiculed me for riding a Hawg.
So you chose to ignore that big fat rear brake pedal?
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Trying not to attract the attention of the police, who were right next to me at the light. I pulled up...came to a complete stop, turn signal on....stalled the bike and fell over.
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Trying not to attract the attention of the police, who were right next to me at the light. I pulled up...came to a complete stop, turn signal on....stalled the bike and fell over.
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I decided it would be a good idea to herd a chicken back to the chicken house riding over grass/dirt on my Suzuki 550L. The chicken was running at full speed and then hit the brakes, so did I. Fail

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Came home late one night after working over time,(Worked second shift, got off at 2AM) THOUGHT I had put the kickstand to my bike down.. and lets just say gravity took over after I attempted to step off the bike.
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I came in off the track at 3 palms on a friend's bike, pulled into the pits, didn't even think about it and grabbed a handful of front brake and launched myself over the bars. Broke the clutch lever and looked like an picking myself up. All that riding on the track and I bust my parking.
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