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Old 03-02-2007, 07:56 AM   #1
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A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a
gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has
been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the
nerve to talk with her.

Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying
out of its socket toward the man.

He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air,
and hands it back.

"Oh my, I am so sorry, " the woman says as she pops
her eye back in place.

"Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says.

They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards
they go to the theater followed by drinks. They talk,
they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he
shares his. She listens.

After paying for everything, she asks him if he would
like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for

They had a wonderful, wonderful time.

The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all
the trimmings. The guy is amazed. Everything had been
SO incredible!

"You know, "he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are
you this nice to every guy you meet? "

"No, "she replies. . . "

Wait for it. .

It's coming. .

The suspense is killing you, isn't it?

She says:

"You just happened to catch my eye."
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Old 03-02-2007, 11:41 AM   #2
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Old 03-02-2007, 12:00 PM   #3
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Old 03-02-2007, 01:21 PM   #4
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Old 03-02-2007, 01:57 PM   #5
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Old 03-04-2007, 12:21 PM   #6
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Old 03-04-2007, 12:44 PM   #7
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