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Old 02-28-2007, 10:36 AM   #1
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Its Spring of 2009 and an older gentleman shuffles up to the Marine gaurd standing out in front of the White House.

"I'd like to see President Hillary Clinton, please." says the old man.

"Ms. Clinton is not the president, and she no longer lives at the White House." says the Marine.

"Oh", says the man, and he turns an leaves.

Then next day the man returns and asks the Marine guard "I'd like to see President Hillary Clinton, please."

The guard replies "As I told you yesterday, Ms. Clinton is not the president, and she does not live at the White House."

"Oh, thank you." resonds the man, and he turns and leaves.

The next day the old man again walks up to the Marine guard and says "I'd like to see President Hillary Clinton, please."

Visably exhasperated, the guard responds "Sir, as I have told you, Ms. Clinton is not the president, and she does not live at the White House."

"I know", responds the old man, "but I never get tired of hearing you say that".

Snapping to attention, the Marine responsonds "Yes, sir, see you tomorrow, sir".
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