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Old 01-16-2013, 09:24 AM   #1
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I Crashed this morning and 911 just laughed.

I argued with the Life Flight pilot for 15 minutes, but he flat refused to come and get me. He surely wasn't busy!!
MAN - I WAS BLEEDING ! ! ! ! !
Don't people even care anymore?
And after an hour at work I'm STILL bleeding.
But get this - not a single wrecker showed up!!!
1st photo is the original police photo. (sorry, the cop was a little blurry when he snapped it)
2nd photo is what's left of my bike. Insurance will prolly total it.
3rd shows the massive swelling of my proboscis erectus
4th photo shows how the blood is still seeping.
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Old 01-16-2013, 09:27 AM   #2
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i would do the same, glad you are ok though...lol
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Old 01-16-2013, 09:32 AM   #4
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Maybe you should think about looking for a bike with less power...
Seriously, you should have that laceration looked at.. glad your ok. Where is your helmet in that pic?? Huh??
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Old 01-16-2013, 09:34 AM   #5
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Should have gone with a 250. Less power is safer
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Old 01-16-2013, 09:37 AM   #6
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Believe it or not - because it was a little nippy this morning I decided at the last minute to put on a leather jacket and my light Joe Rocket gloves. And it did help. My hands went down pretty hard and all I got was a ripped nail. It's weird, for sliding about 8-10 feet, my jacket doesn't have a single mark, but I have a little rash on my right elbow and a hole in the knee of my jeans.
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if insurance totals your bike out you should buy it back and track that ho!
If not, Ill buy your forks and sprocket.
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Old 01-16-2013, 10:14 AM   #12
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if insurance totals your bike out you should buy it back and track that ho!
If not, Ill buy your forks and sprocket.

Yeah - All I really need is to wire it and get some new rear sets.
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Take it to Motorcycles Unlimited and get them to look it over. There could be some damage that you don't see
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Old 01-16-2013, 11:03 AM   #14
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this is serious? you called life flight for that?
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this is serious? you called life flight for that?
super cereal!

(just noticed your "polish representative" tag....ironically apropos)
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Playing Tom Cruise, huh? This is why people quit wearing Serengetis.
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Poor bike looks beat, should have worn your gear!
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Only wore partial gear. BUT I NEVER WEAR THAT GHEY FKUCKING SPANDEX . Tomorrow I'll reduce my HP. I'll only have half a cappuccino.
Something is a little messed up. It doesn't want to shift smooth between 9th and 11th gear. I didn't see any leaks from the tranny though.
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