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Old 02-20-2007, 11:09 PM   #1
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you didnt see the hole in the beamer try to take me out? i just figured since he can go as slow as i can but not as fast as me my best chance of surviving was to run away from him.. im just a scrawny white boy.. they were big and had guns.
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i see your gf in a truck with 4-6 dudes all the time.. i never speed.. :laughing6
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ok, this is a stupid(but true) story,

where i use to live had about 8,000 cars going down the road per day (mind you this is in a nieghborhood), so they put up a couple of stop signs to slow people down. well, i was heading home to grab something real quick and a saw this cop sittin at the stop sign trying to catch people speeding, i was thinking to myself, "good, i know hes there for when i head back out". so i run inside, get my t, and head back out, well im coming up to the stop sign and i see the cop, so i am steady starring at him and my speed to make sure i dont speed. i am looking at the cop and i see the stop sign out the corner of my eye so i stop. i see the cop turn his lights on, im like "wtf?????" i then relize that i stopped at the stop sign that was across the street. , so the cop comes up to the window and says, "any reason why you ran that stop sign?" i say "you wouldnt believe me if i told you" he says " try me" i tell him that i was paying to much attention to him to see the stop sign. he just looks at me like "you dumb f*ck" then he writes me a ticket
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ok, this is a stupid(but true) story,

where i use to live had about 8,000 cars going down the road per day (mind you this is in a nieghborhood), so they put up a couple of stop signs to slow people down. well, i was heading home to grab something real quick and a saw this cop sittin at the stop sign trying to catch people speeding, i was thinking to myself, "good, i know hes there for when i head back out". so i run inside, get my t, and head back out, well im coming up to the stop sign and i see the cop, so i am steady starring at him and my speed to make sure i dont speed. i am looking at the cop and i see the stop sign out the corner of my eye so i stop. i see the cop turn his lights on, im like "wtf?????" i then relize that i stopped at the stop sign that was across the street. , so the cop comes up to the window and says, "any reason why you ran that stop sign?" i say "you wouldnt believe me if i told you" he says " try me" i tell him that i was paying to much attention to him to see the stop sign. he just looks at me like "you dumb f*ck" then he writes me a ticket

ah sux, i thought he was gonna let you go. lol. funny story
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