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Old 12-20-2012, 02:58 PM   #1
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Dumb fun at Sprint Store

Next time you are waiting an hour and a half to get a $199 phone for your spoiled kids who don't appreciate ...Go over to the display phones. Go thru the text message history to see what broke / lost phone customer texted his wife / girl / enemy / friend / lover etc from the sprint phone. Then, keep the conversation going with some flair. Topics I followed up on last night included:

I love you (to a stranger). She has 4 kids, but is still looking for love.

I'ma f&*k your b!t45 again and this time beat her up to get back at you Ni88er

Is this random picture on the sprint phone of your gramma or mom?

Are strip clubs better in Vegas or Houston, Bro. What did you pay for favors?

Who dis. No who dis. No, no who dis. Stop bothering me. No, you stop bothering me.

My cell charger is dead. I'm at sprint. Why did your boyfriend try to get with my girlfriend? Do they know we are sleeping with each other?


Hilarious fun in a definitely not hilariously fun environment.
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Old 12-20-2012, 03:09 PM   #5
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Old 12-20-2012, 03:48 PM   #6
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They sure as dont mind you waiting in line while loud Democrats charge right up there and get what they want. I almost got thrown out for calling bs to that . Maybe it was my tone
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They sure as dont mind you waiting in line while loud Democrats charge right up there and get what they want. I almost got thrown out for calling bs to that . Maybe it was my tone
I've read your benchpress thread. YOU would be the one throwing THEM out.
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Old 12-20-2012, 04:20 PM   #9
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They sure as dont mind you waiting in line while loud Democrats charge right up there and get what they want. I almost got thrown out for calling bs to that . Maybe it was my tone
bwahahahahahahahhaha !
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hilarious! i can't stop laughing!!!
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Old 12-20-2012, 05:37 PM   #13
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You dont read well do you? I was the only one in line. They don't know how to act in public. It's theys sto
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amazing how you can use the word democrat and instantly e'rybaaaawdy be knowing who
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That's exactly how I mean for it to sound too.
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