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Old 02-06-2007, 08:35 AM   #1
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Talking PET FISH

A redneck was stopped by a game warden in Georgia
recently with two ice chests full of fish. He was
leavin' a cove well-known for its fishing. The game
warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch
those fish?"

"Naw, sir", replied the redneck. "I ain't got none of
them there
licenses. You must understand, these here are my pet

"Pet fish?"

"Yeah. Every night, I take these here fish down to the
lake and let 'em swim 'round for awhile. Then, when I
whistle, they jump right back into these here ice
chests and I take 'em home."

"That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that."

The redneck looked at the warden for a moment and then
said, "It's
the truth Mr. Government Man. I'll show ya. It really

"O. K.", said the warden. "I've got to see this!"

The redneck poured the fish into the lake and stood
and waited. After several minutes, the warden says,

"Well, what?", says the redneck. The warden says,
"When are you going to call them back?"

"Call who back?"

"The FISH", replied the warden!

"What fish?", replied the redneck.

Moral of the story: rednecks may not be as smart as
some city slickers, but they ain't as dumb as some
government employees
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Old 02-06-2007, 11:46 AM   #2
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:laughing6 i need to try that one day.
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