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Old 02-02-2007, 07:03 AM   #1
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Hillary's Listening Tour

Yesterday presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton announced that she will be embarking on a 50 state listening tour to hear from the people of the United States and to allow for an open dialog between her and her prospective constituents.

What would you like to tell/ask her?

Here are a few questions that I have come up with.

1) Hillary are you going to make those evil Republicans pass your healthcare plan this time?

2) How did the billing documents get in your bedroom?

3) Didn't you tell everyone you just wanted to be the Senator from NY?

4) Can you explain to us in detail, for those of us that don't do options trading, how you turned 10K in pork bellies into over 100 K in less than a year without having any experience trading before this trade?

5) Where will Bill sleep when you move into the Whitehouse?

6) Do you have a girlfriend? A boyfriend? Are you getting any?

7) What's your chocolate chip cookie recipe and did you steal it from Martha?
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Old 02-02-2007, 09:57 AM   #2
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I wish Bush did something like that when he was running, but his "tours" were just circle jerks(pre-screened for dissenters). Those questions seem pretty mediocre though. If you think 90k profit in pork bellies is even worth mentioning, there's no way you could've ever voted for someone like Bush.

Some questions for Bush

1. Weren't you an alcoholic for most of your life?
2. Haven't you done nearly every drug under the sun? Name these drugs and how much you've done. Don't be ashamed.
3. What happened with National Guard?
4. Would you be willing to take an IQ test?
5. How are you qualified to be president? Governors don't do very much in the way of work, do they?
6. Do you think it's good for politicians to have deep rooted big business ties? Don't you think this would cause a conflict of interest?
7. How many times have You cheated on your wife?
8. Why do you pretend to be a good old boy when you're really a preppy from Connecticut.
9. Are you Satan?

And there's probably about 100 thousand more you could ask that would make him run off the stage just as quick. But i know we're not talking about Bush...but you voted for him, didn't you? And none of this listed is close to what Bush has done.

Basically, what I'm asking is if you're going to roast Hillary, at least find something interesting. Does she have ties to big business? Are there videos of her flipping off video cameras and being shitfaced drunk for us to watch? Can you make a calendar with a different quote for every day, years in a row, of "stupid" stuff she said? If you want to attack her policies, that's one thing, but this sort of stuff, personal stuff, is pretty benign compared to who you've voted for(i think) in the past.
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^ Someone can't take a joke.
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^ Someone can't take a joke.
That's your perspective. It might be meant to be funny, like a joke, but there's a lot more to it than that. That's satire, and it's not only satire, but it's trite, petty satire about that's not even really that important. Bush's satire was funny because it dealt with Multi Million Dollar Deals and Billion Dollar corporations, not $90,000 in pork profits. I think the person who wrote it should either, dig deeper and do more research and find something that's actually worth making fun of, or shut the **** up about these petty non-issues and just try to defame her character while ****wits like you pass this ****ing garbage a****ing****er****eroomother****inground. These are personal attacks! they have nothing to do with her ability to run this country! IT"S ****ING CHILDISH!
LOLLLLLLLLLLLL OMG i'm so nigh. t. pachanoi, you phallic philanthropic pagan goddess of pure pleasure. delete this post! LMAO
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^and Alice once again gets his panties in a knot and takes this personal.

Welcome to politics Alice, you've got a lot to learn about it newb.

Just remember, Hillary is running, Bush is not, and unlike Bush, Hilary is unelectable.
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^and Alice once again gets his panties in a knot and takes this personal.

Welcome to politics Alice, you've got a lot to learn about it newb.

Just remember, Hillary is running, Bush is not, and unlike Bush, Hilary is unelectable.
NO NO NO NO, mi amigo. you are the one who makes personal. you always want to attack the integrity of me, and others that you dislike and avoid the real issues. you show no sign of intelligence with your stupid copy and paste right-wing publications and have yet to have show 1 original thought in all of the posts that i've read from you. i'm probably the nicest person you'll ever meet, but people like you me off, i'm sorry. maybe i'm being irrational, maybe you don't deserve quite this much contempt, but my opinion remains about you. prove me wrong.
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Keep up on your soapbox as Clinton's righteous white knight. The only think you have not played here is your race card and called this place a plantation . I imagine that will be next though.
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Hahahaha....not to be involved in semantics and such with you all, but they would rather have a black, hermaphrodite gay president before ever electing Hillary Rodham Clinton......

I mean they wont elect her, but it will be fun to watch the race to presidency......:laughing6
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Hahahaha....not to be involved in semantics and such with you all, but they would rather have a black, hermaphrodite gay president before ever electing Hillary Rodham Clinton......

I mean they wont elect her, but it will be fun to watch the race to presidency......:laughing6
Who is "they"?
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Keep up on your soapbox as Clinton's righteous white knight. The only think you have not played here is your race card and called this place a plantation . I imagine that will be next though.
have i said anything to praise her? i don't have any opinion of her, i don't watch TV or read about politics any more. The only time I read about this kind of stuff is on here pretty much, and occasionally the Daily Show or MSNBC. but it's not a matter of politics, or a matter of the Clintons, it's a matter of what you are doing by posting these types of things. Maybe you see it as a joke, but this spreads like wildfire because it's used as a weapon to get this general feeling that she's a dumbass, without ever really saying anything about her. Look how many people! I mean REALLY LOOK and see how many people on here have said they don't like Hillary(almost everyone), and look how much they've said as to why, and what they've said. next to nothing. that's called mudslinging.
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oh...whoops.....sorry that was meant for AIC....hehehe...just wanted to fun at.......
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oh...whoops.....sorry that was meant for AIC....hehehe...just wanted to fun at.......
i'm not defending hillary clinton. i'm defending the sanctity of reason
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^ you are defending Hillary like a fat woman defends her turkey leg and greens at Thanksgiving dinner.

Hilary is unelectable and a joke of a presidential candidate.
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Honestly, I dont follow politics like both of you do, but from what I have heard and read, IMHO, I dont think she will be elected. It's not that her merit or future political plans are hooey, it's just that she's beating a dead horse....:dontknow:
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For those of you who have not viewed it, here is Hillary's "Plantation" speech.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVaEuE90ifg

Notice Al Sharpton at the beginning?

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Erroneous!!! Erroneous on both count's!!!!

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Edited cause a little birdy told me erroneous is spelled with 2 r's....
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^ you are defending Hillary like a fat woman defends her turkey leg and greens at Thanksgiving dinner.

Hilary is unelectable and a joke of a presidential candidate.
what a pathetic retort. i talk about how you only say vague, meaningless things about hillary and what's your response? she's "unelectable"and " a joke". i think that deserves one of these
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Mr.gigolo....your rebuttle sir?
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