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Old 02-01-2007, 04:40 PM   #1
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New Gas Plan

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New Gas Plan....Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would have to come down as a result.

New Immigration Plan... Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq. Tell him if he wants to come to America, then he must serve a tour in the military. Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it.

After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country. He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot.

This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq, and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves.

If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq any way, without the canteen, rifle or ammo.

Problem solved.
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Old 02-01-2007, 04:51 PM   #2
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Old 02-01-2007, 05:20 PM   #4
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I would prefer that the criminals get a tour of duty instead of jail time ..
Do you remember when a judge would ask the young thug if he wanted jail time or inscription?
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Old 02-01-2007, 05:31 PM   #6
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I would prefer that the criminals get a tour of duty instead of jail time ..
I agree, 8 years minimum service in the infantry and then taxpaying citizenship.

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Do you remember when a judge would ask the young thug if he wanted jail time or inscription?
This is still done.
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I would prefer that the criminals get a tour of duty instead of jail time ..
Do you remember when a judge would ask the young thug if he wanted jail time or inscription?
would you trust a criminal with your life? he'd probably wait til you got shot...leave you there, take your wallet and strip you of your weapons.
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