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Old 01-25-2007, 05:24 PM   #1
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Wifes night out?


Your wife decides to go out with her friends drinking and dancing....

You're okay with it, because you get to watch sports and play on the internet all night...


You hear her stumble into bed around 4 and laugh knowing she's going to
have a monster hangover....


You wake up the next morning and go outside to the family Volvo,

which she used last night....


You sigh in relief because it's all in one piece....


You circle the car looking for dents and find none....


But .... Wait a minute... .









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Old 01-25-2007, 05:28 PM   #2
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ha....good story for a photo that been around like the wife in well uhm your story....
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Old 01-25-2007, 05:31 PM   #3
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Haha... not my wife, somebody's wife. hehehe
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Old 01-25-2007, 05:39 PM   #4
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he's talking about the photo.
I think it was one of the first to be released when Bill Gates invented the internet.
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Old 01-25-2007, 05:42 PM   #5
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he's talking about the photo.
I think it was one of the first to be released when Bill Gates invented the internet.
[smartass] True! I was there, I saw it.... [/smartass]:laughing6 :laughing6 :laughing6
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Old 01-25-2007, 06:01 PM   #6
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[smartass] True! I was there, I saw it.... [/smartass]:laughing6 :laughing6 :laughing6
:laughing4 Good your old
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Old 01-25-2007, 06:14 PM   #7
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Next time she goes out drinking with the ladies, let me know. I'm always down for a one night stand on the front of the family car!!
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Old 01-25-2007, 06:44 PM   #8
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old pic. check..

would be better if someone would photoshop a little juice on teh bumper... check!


and maybe a squirt across the hood.
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Old 01-25-2007, 07:31 PM   #9
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[quote=Clayton9698]old pic. check..

would be better if someone would photoshop a little juice on teh bumper... check!


and maybe a squirt across the hood.[/quote]


Goofy:laughing6 :laughing6 :laughing6 :laughing6 :laughing6

Wrap it !! Nukka!!
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I hate it when that happens.
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haha i know right, its all too common
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That belly print looks a little too big though
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old pic. check..

would be better if someone would photoshop a little juice on teh bumper... check!


and maybe a squirt across the hood.

Goofy:laughing6 :laughing6 :laughing6 :laughing6 :laughing6

Wrap it !! Nukka!!

rip it off and hose that down when your done!!!
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You know if it were me ****n up that hood there would be smudges and smears from the trunk to the front bumper... How ghey is that.
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You know if it were me up on that hood there would be smudges and smears from the trunk to the front bumper... How ghey is that.



Dude, your like ,



GHEY!!!!!!!
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