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Old 01-25-2007, 09:54 AM   #1
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ATTENTION THEIVES. . .

While you were breaking into my truck last night, you left some good clues as to who you are:confused1 . Please feel free to come back tonight and pick up your personal belongings, as well as the stuff you left behind. I will be waiting and i will find you.
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Old 01-25-2007, 10:01 AM   #2
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it.... Umm can I get you to just mail my wallet back??


Glad you got something of theres ..... Hopefully you can find them and have justice served! Your own or police both work!
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While you were breaking into my truck last night, you left some good clues as to who you are:confused1 . Please feel free to come back tonight and pick up your personal belongings, as well as the stuff you left behind. I will be waiting and i will find you.

That sucks. I HATE f'ing theives! We should adopt some of the middle east punishments for stealing.

1st offense - cut off a finger
2nd offense - cut off another finger
3rd offense - cut off a hand
4th offense - cut off the other hand too



That would definately have some theives thinking twice I think!
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That sucks. I HATE f'ing theives! We should adopt some of the middle east punishments for stealing.

1st offense - cut off a finger
2nd offense - cut off another finger
3rd offense - cut off a hand
4th offense - cut off the other hand too



That would definately have some theives thinking twice I think!

I thought it was first offense lost an hand!
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sorry to hear about that Jet.
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sorry to hear that. i say get your own justice, but thats just me.
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Cut off both hands first time and I bet we don't have many thieves left
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Cut off both hands first time and I bet we don't have many thieves left

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It was probably some punk kid from the neighborhood. . .now that i've had time to look around all i can see that's missing is my leather jacket, a black hoodie and some SPY's. Any real theif would have taken my tool box, socket set, radio equipment, etc. My build 110 motor was sitting on the floorboard too. That would have brought at least $750 on E-bay. Either way, he's going to feel the wrath of Chopper(my APBT catch dog) if i catch him.
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I thought it was first offense lost an hand!
You're probably right on the middle east laws, but I was trying to be a little more realistic about somethign that we could actually do in the US.
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If you find him introduce him to dirty sanchez. I bet that will make hime think twice about going near your stuff again
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That sucks. I HATE f'ing theives! We should adopt some of the middle east punishments for stealing.

1st offense - cut off a finger
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3rd offense - cut off a hand
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I'd..

1 cut an ear and a finger off
2 other ear and a hand
3 off goes the head.
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Old 01-25-2007, 11:56 AM   #15
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I'd..

1 cut an ear and a finger off
2 other ear and a hand
3 off goes the head.
Why would you cut a theif's ear off....you have a half deaf theif missing a finger and/or hand. LOL :laughing6 :laughing6

Theif's have to use their hands to make all the punishment around that.
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Why would you cut a theif's ear off....you have a half deaf theif missing a finger and/or hand. LOL :laughing6 :laughing6

Theif's have to use their hands to make all the punishment around that.
IDK... i just have this thing with cutting off someones ear... call me mike t. but i think a missing ear will teach you a lesson. (and a finger goes with it.. and a hand for the second one... )

but if you saw a 1 ear you would know he is prolly a thief. kinda a dead giveaway for the public.. you can hide a missing finger in the pocket... you cant hide a missing ear very well.

or just tattoo THIEF on their ****ing forehead...
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or just tattoo THIEF on their ****ing forehead...

That's what I was just thinking!
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IDK... i just have this thing with cutting off someones ear... call me mike t. but i think a missing ear will teach you a lesson. (and a finger goes with it.. and a hand for the second one... )

but if you saw a 1 ear you would know he is prolly a thief. kinda a dead giveaway for the public.. you can hide a missing finger in the pocket... you cant hide a missing ear very well.

or just tattoo THIEF on their ****ing forehead...


Ohhh! I like the tattoo Idea Or brand it on them!!!!
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