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Old 01-24-2007, 02:02 PM   #1
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What is the difference between girls aged:
8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58 and 68?

At 8 - You take her to bed and tell her a story.
At 18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed.
At 28 - You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
At 38 - She tells you a story and takes you to bed.
At 48 - You tell her a story to avoid going to bed.
At 58 - You stay in bed to avoid her story.
At 68 - If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!!

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What is the difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58. 68, and 78 ??
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At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story.
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it.. you cant even copy and paste!!!!

What is the difference between girls aged:
8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58 and 68?

At 8 - You take her to bed and tell her a story.
At 18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed.
At 28 - You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
At 38 - She tells you a story and takes you to bed.
At 48 - You tell her a story to avoid going to bed.
At 58 - You stay in bed to avoid her story.
At 68 - If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!!
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it.. you cant even copy and paste!!!!

wow... you REALLY suck at it!!!!
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i had to fix his quote just to make it legible... it
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i didn't fix mine..
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