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Old 01-18-2007, 09:46 AM   #1
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Exclamation HOW TO GET INTO AN ER FAST


Subject: How to get into an hospital emergency room now days


The other day, I had to go to the emergency room. Not wanting to sit
there for 4 hours, I went to the Army-Navy store, and bought some OD pants and a shirt.
Then I sewed a couple of patches on which I grabbed from the Store.






It was amazing how many people left as I walked in.
I guess they suddenly decided they weren't that sick after all..



Here is the patch that you can sew on your clothing if you are in need of quicker emergency service.






















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Old 01-18-2007, 09:49 AM   #2
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Old 01-18-2007, 09:53 AM   #3
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Old 01-18-2007, 10:10 AM   #4
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Old 01-18-2007, 10:26 AM   #5
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thats fuggin funny right there!!!!!!
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Old 01-18-2007, 01:47 PM   #8
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i've never noticed an abudance of illegal immigrants at the ER...it seems like they make you fill out so much paper work there's no way they'd ever help out an illegal immigrant.
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Old 01-18-2007, 05:44 PM   #11
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i've never noticed an abudance of illegal immigrants at the ER...it seems like they make you fill out so much paper work there's no way they'd ever help out an illegal immigrant.
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Old 01-18-2007, 05:49 PM   #12
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I should start wearing one of those at work. It might help cut down on the mexicans who come in not knowing english, yet expect me to somehow teach them how to setup a voicemail account, and now to check it.

Even after setting it up, they still try to ask me to set it up for them. Sorry yall, this country is meant to cater to americans, I dont feel like helping you, what you gonna do, complain? no ones going to listen to you, much less understand.
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Old 01-18-2007, 06:34 PM   #13
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it seems like they make you fill out so much paper work there's no way they'd ever MAKE YOU PAY if you were an illegal immigrant.
fixed it for you! Don't you know, illegals have it better than we do! It's the same for education.
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Or you can blow your fingers off like I did on new yrs.....that got me in pretty quick !!! All my thanks to the sweet staff at Memorial Hospital on 59 for putting up with me too :notworthy
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Or you can blow your fingers off like I did on new yrs.....that got me in pretty quick !!! All my thanks to the sweet staff at Memorial Hospital on 59 for putting up with me too :notworthy

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Old 01-18-2007, 09:40 PM   #17
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! becoming a regular huh?

Ha ha hmmmm so you know me huh ?? Ya I think I'm at Tim Taylor status from tooltime....I go in and they all great me by name and I got my own coffee mug and stuff
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Old 01-18-2007, 10:05 PM   #18
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I wish I thought of that. I had to sit there for 7 hours on sunday!!
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