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Old 01-17-2007, 10:02 AM   #1
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laught for yall on icy day

ok. Jdoe really want to with this beutyful-hot-sesxy girl in his office.
he got so frushtrated and one day he comes to this girl and ask " i give you $100 bugs if you have with me" and "it won't be long,i throw money on floor and it'll be done when you finish to pick money up".
the girl calling her boy friend about this "proposal".her boyfriend :"tell him $200 bugs".the girl "okkkk,i'll let you know".
the boyfriend wait quite long and don't get his girl call him back and anxious.
finaly,the girl still at heavy breathing and call her boyfriend back and stated :
"the dammm basterrrr has all money in quaters" .
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Old 01-17-2007, 10:07 AM   #2
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Old 01-17-2007, 10:09 AM   #3
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Old 01-17-2007, 10:48 AM   #4
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good joke, but your English sucks!!! I fixed it for you....


Joe really wants to have with this beautiful, hot and sexy girl in his office.
He got so frustrated that one day he tells this girl " I'll give you $100 if you have with me" and "it won't take too long either. I'll throw the money on floor and it'll be done by the time your finished picking the money up".

The girl called her boyfriend to tell him about this proposal. Her boyfriend says, "tell him $200". The girl says"ok, I'll let you know how it goes".
The boyfriend waited quite a long time and didn't get a call back from his girlfriend and became very anxious.

Finaly, the girlfriend calls back, still breathing heavy.
Her boyfriend asked how it went.
She replied with: "the had all quarters!!!"
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Old 01-17-2007, 10:51 AM   #5
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Quote:
Originally Posted by qwezy
ok. Jdoe really want to with this beutyful-hot-sesxy girl in his office.
he got so frushtrated and one day he comes to this girl and ask " i give you $100 bugs if you have with me" and "it won't be long,i throw money on floor and it'll be done when you finish to pick money up".
the girl calling her boy friend about this "proposal".her boyfriend :"tell him $200 bugs".the girl "okkkk,i'll let you know".
the boyfriend wait quite long and don't get his girl call him back and anxious.
finaly,the girl still at heavy breathing and call her boyfriend back and stated :
"the dammm basterrrr has all money in quaters" .
your english makes me qwezy
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Old 01-17-2007, 10:59 AM   #6
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Old 01-17-2007, 06:04 PM   #7
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I gave up after the first couple of sentences... then I saw that Tim fixed it.. funny stuff.
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